X FACTOR 2015! New Series starts this weekend -SAT 29th/SUN 30th 8.00pm

[Raahh]

...prompted by Hearts- here is the first thread of the year. It's traditional, innit. Even if this year, I am finding it very hard to get enthused.

So- what do we think of the new judges?
Are we happy they have got rid of the room auditions? -no--
What ubiquitous song will the acts sing in the auditions?
Will we miss Dermot dancing? Or will Strictly winner Caroline do the honours probably

It's all in the ARENA this year- apparently with props, and whatever else the acts want to bring along. Maybe even a tune, if we are lucky. It is going more and more BGT.

So, Autumn is now officially on it's way, it's nearly time for the Christmas John Lewis ad...

are we ready to face the music?

Four Little Badgers. There's a band name right there.

'The frock looks a bit like 70's kitchen tiles

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'you remind me of a young Bernie Nolan'

Bring back Sharon O!

No. No, I take that back. She's just pissing me about. Bless her.

Considering how utterly shit the girl groups usually are on here, they were actually not bad. God I'm mellowing.

(Chezza did say Four Badgers, yes?)

This was alright but this is why im going to miss the room auditions coz i doubt they would be good at that audition.

British x factor coz every where has said no.

BOF I thought you put 'four little Beavers'

I won't add anything.

Are they professionals already? Fix!

Yep, 70s tiles. I guess she calls it retro. Another word for shit

Nancy thank you! I was trying to work out what Cheryl's outfit reminded me of.

They are sisters, The SpottedZebra.

Cheryl looks like an extra from a seventies sewing pattern kit.

Simon opening up borders at a time of international tension - very topical.

Chezza looks like a secretary in a neck brace in that dress.

I bet Christopher Maloney and his Nan are in bed watching X Factor, remembering the good old days when they declared to the nation their inter-family, inter-generational love

Si saves the world.,! Give him a peace prize and be done

Haha Travelodge advert

The showering puppet on that travelodge ad looks JUST like David Cameron.

Maloney, the good ole days ..

Squoosh yes not a hint of incest

Ah, Nanfucker. How I miss him.

She said 4 little bad girls. But badgers is excellent.

They have their name already.

'4 Beavers' keeps their options open.

Grimboys chest hair! Yuk

I like the little mix black magic song but i am going to be sick of it by the end of the night.