Masterchef 2015 Part 3

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Who else yelled 'Squoosh will be so pleased!' when they saw Marcus there?

Italian thinks he is Yoda so I'm going to call him that from now on.

Confidence isn't a secret ingredient, John.

Shirrup JT. When was the last time you cooked a razor clam in a fiddly way?!

Brilliant it now makes much more sense . I turned over when the loopy Italian was waffling about twins and a camouflage face which confused me.
Is it me or has there not been a single show when ravioli has not been cooked?

Simon is Agent Smith's friendly cousin.

Yes four exactly!

I reckon that next he will ask them for a melon fan as a starter, followed by chunks of pineapple and cheese on sticks and an arctic roll for pudding

!!!!!!!

Tony is being pompous and annoying me.

Hold on Squoosh.....

Monica had better be there, is all I'm saying.

Marcus is like a shining diamond among some lumps of coal.

I'd eat chestnut ice cream all day.
Oh it's that knob from Wild Honey.

His hair is longer Squoosh. Hope you like it!

Oh wait. That's the Professionals where they serve 80 chefs.

Yoda is even nuttier now. FUCKUS!

Oh ffs, those razor-clam shells are edible????

Emma is too slow

Literally WHAT is the point of this task when they are basically just acting like kitchen assistants

This doesn't really showcase their actual cooking when loopy 80s chef is looming over them telling them what to make

Oh I love it Rousette!

The world's greatest chef, and that arse from love honey.

Marcus' fingers you say Footle.........

Hnnggghhh

It's for Added! Drama! And/Or Excitement!

Crostino.

This Italian is barking. Isn't he?

Voice over woman please stop trying to make bread cutting sound dramatic and impressive