Masterchef 2015 Part 3

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Who else yelled 'Squoosh will be so pleased!' when they saw Marcus there?

I would scoff that in one bite.

I'm surprised they allow squirty cream in this temple of gastronomy

I love Italian men. If only they were taller.

I thought it looked a bit meh.

The Italian rugby team has pretty, tall men.

Yes definitely bonkers italian man, do remember him.

I couldn't eat razor clams if you paid me.

She looked like she was praying at the altar of the sous vide god.

That's true Grouchy, they're big grizzly man mountains.

Someone catch me up, I missed the first 15 min. Stupidly forgot it was on until I noticed this thread.

Is this normal Voice-over Lady (India Fisher)? She sounds weird.

This is complicated for Italian food. I am distressed.

Good point Footle. Thank you for keeping me on the path of righteousness and Marcusness

I love razor clams.
Fucking ell, tins of chestnut purée, it's the future.

I am so underwhelmed by all these dishes

They seem really 1980s and very boring. Lots of faff for not much result

Buttercup They're in the restaurant of an Italian man who has dishes on his menu called things like Memory of a Jam Sandwich (possibly not jam) and they're cooking for Marcus Wareing (!)............and some other duffers what cook.

Chestnut ice cream? No thank you.

Every time Bonkers Italian says "focus" I think he's swearing.

Buttercup We had a team 3 course meal for no particular reason I could see. Now they are doing Chef;s table with a bat shit crazy Italian who thinks razor clams have souls.

Buttercup they each cooked one course of a meal. Simon: ravioli. Emma: Duck. Tony: Rhubarb tart.

Now struggling to cope with crazeee Italian geezer.

I love that Emma keeps asking Italian chef man questions in a tone of desperation and he never answers her!

QuennBee It is all "A little bit of nothing on a big white plate" 1980's style isn't it?

Buttercup-chefs table, mad Italian, metaphysical shellfish.
Tony looks like mad Italians love child.

Great minds all

QueenBee sorry