Masterchef 2015 Part 3

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Who else yelled 'Squoosh will be so pleased!' when they saw Marcus there?

Hahaha... inspired by Andy Warhol, he's having a larf!

That fish looks fucking rank

Like a big dead goldfish

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Bread masquerading as fish-skin, a la Warhol.

Marcus will never replace Michel for me but this is really making me want the professional series.

Food decoration inspired by Andy Warhol? They've really stepped up the wankery this series.

Simon had better win tomorrow especially as he's helped both the other 2 today he better not mess up his dish now!

Snot me Kiwi.
Oh aren't the waiters pretty?

Those stairs are a death trap

I love all the cross posting tonight.

More amateur shite. Away with your sneering, cheffy men.

Ugh don't give Tony ideas above his station.

I want Daniel Clifford to come cook for me.

All the food looks a bit.....meagre. Where are the spuds?
They'll all be stopping of at Maccy D's on the way home.

I had to turn over to watch this just to check out who Marcus is after stumbling on this thread...

He's a bit of all right, isn't he squoosh ;)

That fish is making me drool, which considering I am both on a diet AND a vegetarian is a bit worrying.

Sorry, but I think most half decent cooks could do this with a gang of cooks and crazeee Italian micromanaging every step.

Oh piss off Greg.

That is so flippin' TINY. I could eat all 6.

He's not too shabby Corn. Not that I've given it much thought really.............

Dried mushroom powder hahahahahahaha

Greg looks like he's masturbating furiously behind the pass at the sight of that pudding

You'd climb Mont Blanc and you'd experience a meringue pudding????

He be trippin'

ODFOD what you would view as you climb Mont Blanc my big fat arse. I am getting cross now.

I would fucking kill someone if that much of my dessert plate was empty before I started eating it.

Unless it's meant to portray the soul of blankness and Yoda is a fan of puns.

Why have I never watched this before???!!!!