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Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVI

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icemistOBE · 14/04/2015 17:28

The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

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cjwoofwoof · 27/04/2015 13:43

I can't write ff about CJ and Poldark together dance - it would make jens writing seem like Enid Blyton and I would probably spontaneously combust with my wicked thoughts Blush

cjwoofwoof · 27/04/2015 13:47

But I am liking the thought of extra CJ rations however...

SoEverybodyDance · 27/04/2015 14:30

dear woof why go all shy now?... to date you have written delectably about anything (and almost everything) with wilful abandon...

Would anyone kindly volunteer to give up a night of CJ (I'm not on the rota) so we could send him to woof and get her going (so to speak)...

Nickel45 · 27/04/2015 14:43

If woofneeded CJ to write us some wonderful ff, I'd let him go for a few hours :)

Had an eventful morning, was just fixing us some lunch and managed to slice the top of my finger! Ouchy ouch ouch (or words to that effect). CJ shouting "put direct pressure on it", really didn't help. Luckily kissing it better was more effective.

Does mean the afternoon clearing the shed has gone out the window, will have to find something else to do to pass the time .... hmm .....

Ilovelblue · 27/04/2015 14:50

Sorry Dance I already have my plans sorted for my trip to Edinburgh with CJ and now the idea of mounting in a shed has been suggested, I need to put that into practise as well. If I give up the Edinburgh trip it means Jen won't have an escort to the wedding either......

orphan · 27/04/2015 15:13

Not offended at all dance just embarrassed that my ill sprung seating was noticed. Afraid to say my cushioning has seen too much action and needs a good stuffing.

Nickel45 · 27/04/2015 17:17

I finally had five minutes to myse at checked out the product0bus available at Jonathans. SPO you must have spent hours on dodgy sites. Brilliant!!!! Kilt undies for CJ's trip north, hand bra, etc. You guys have to go look!!!!

Nickel45 · 27/04/2015 18:05

Oops, most of that was nonsense ... That'll teach me to try and type on my phone with my left hand!

Onlygirljen · 27/04/2015 18:13

Yesss, my job has finally paid off. Reluctantly agreed to replace a sick colleague at an event tonight. Only when I agreed did I realise it was a take that concert. I swear this might be the first time I've been happy in work all year! Grin. None of them are CJ, but still...!

Oh and woof has to write filthy CJ / poldark ff obviously!! It would be cruel for her to suggest such a thing then take it away from us.

Ilovelblue · 27/04/2015 19:00

My shed is nicely screened.... nobody will look in.

Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVI
Ilovelblue · 27/04/2015 19:14

Stop press: my neighbour has been round to see where I have put the bird feeder! She was disappointed to find it lying on the settee without its eyes! She said if I won't put the eyes up, she'll use them herself????????...

icemistOBE · 27/04/2015 19:40

Filming started today for the next series of Musketeers Hmm still no OG Sad

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Richtea19 · 27/04/2015 20:17

jen lucky you seeing the Take That boys!!!

Nice shed ilove. We had a super shed erected last year.. Very roomy and plenty of head room to thrash about in, I will have to introduce that in to our schedule for next Sunday.

woof i was doing some idyl googling and saw that the Strike Back boys are back very soon. Are we going to keep them just for us or share them out? I don't mind which one I get, both got ripped bodies and look good naked Grin.

cjwoofwoof · 27/04/2015 20:22

Re Strike Back boys - Just for us I think Rich and I too don't mind which one, they are both very easy on the eye and don't mind stripping off at the drop of a tricorn hat. Can't wait!

And new series of Musketeers ice ? My cup runneth over today

orphan · 27/04/2015 20:32

Dp has been planning on replacing our shed for a while now. I must make sure I specify ample head room, sturdy shelf in place of desk, space for a full cream tea spread and two swivel chairs just in case Rupert plucks up courage again

Ilovelblue · 27/04/2015 20:47

I will make sure CJ lies down in my shed I think. I don't want him knocking himself out. There are plenty of seat cushions so he won't get any splinters!

SoEverybodyDance · 27/04/2015 20:56

Oh woof plenty of inspiration to start the OG/Poldark crossover FF already I see. And some kind offers to share CJ. Clearly there's a lot of eagerness among us for more of your comic filth...

cjwoofwoof · 27/04/2015 21:10

Well........ok Dance but I warn you now, it may take some time. There's a full basket of pilchards going off in my shed so they'll need to be grilled and consumed on a Cornish beach with some brandy wine in order for me to gain some inspiration. Plus of course I enjoy watching Ross stripped to the waist and wading in the sea to plunder my barrels...

orphan · 27/04/2015 22:01

Last time he plundered your barrels woof , I seem to remember he got splinters in interesting places and Prudey had to dive in to help with the old tried and tested 'suck it out ' technique.

cjwoofwoof · 27/04/2015 22:03

Indeed orph but don't you remember how poor Prudey then got a severe case of Putrid Throat due to the overstretch

Ilovelblue · 27/04/2015 22:07

I was going to see if I could respond to the article in the Telegraph about what women are going to do now that Poldark has finished but when I read some of the comments already there, I decided not to bother!

A great story told faithfully in the original TV adaption is being ruined by silly school girls who can't see past a man's abs. Get a grip.

Rowan your article is crass and unbelievably demeaning to women. I do like 'Ross Poldarks' chest and rugged scarred face, but also I love his passion for life, work, justice and humanity... just one or two other themes in the story line you seem to have missed. These attributes are clearly lost you and your sad female friends. Depressing that you write such garbage and that it gets printed. Just lazy.

I'm guessing they will go back to eating crisps and pies

People who wonder what on earth they are going to do when a TV series is over are tragic souls. There is only one answer: 'Get a life!'

but I think this was my favourite one:

Rowan, you seem to be obsessed with sex and men and their bodies. When the series ends, come round to my place and we can chat about it.

cjwoofwoof · 27/04/2015 22:09

Dr Dwight had never seen such an elongated epiglottis but did comment that Prudey's swallowing was second to none.

orphan · 27/04/2015 22:17

woof Dr Dwight also admired Prudey's impressive suction comparing it rather anachronistically to a Dyson.

SoEverybodyDance · 27/04/2015 22:19

Thank you woof. It will be well worth waiting for, and from time to time I'll post a picture or two of our delectable combo to give you a helping hand...

SoEverybodyDance · 27/04/2015 22:19

sorry, delectable duo