Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVI

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I'm hoping more for a Handy Andy in Pic 2 please

I beg to differ orph - CJ is happy to be the keen and eager undergrowth explorer not the unwilling victim where foliage and privet parts are concerned

Will do orphan. At this rate I'm even worried that the bridal bouquet will accidentally on purpose fall into CJs lap to test whether he's commando.

On that note ilove - when he's getting ready, best warn him what the general rule is up here re undergarments and kilts..

On studying Pic 2 more closely in the head area, it does look eerily like Misery Murray in which case I'm out blecccchhh!! Och no, no, no

This one might work better for you woof....

I probably shouldn't notice this, but why is he wearing shin guards?

To ward off dangerous shrubbery trying to climb his legs for a cheap thrill.

Ahh, I'd forgotten woof's stinging nettle disguise.

I've knocked up a cover for the spin-off book serialising her adventures in Scotland.....

Jen Pic 1 is a black watch kilt, no? If so very suitable given the army origins.

I have been looking at kilts for my other half (since they are VERY sexy) and have discovered that as the proper ones only have a selvedged bottom edge, it's very important to get a waist to top of knee measurement to get the right length. This is best done by having CJ kneel down while someone measures the distance from floor to waist with a flicky tape measure... there are some experts on here, I think?

Perhaps he could also do with a dirk to thrust at woof's menacing bush...

Love the tagline - sums up the weekend I have planned for him nicely

Richtea and orphan are the tape measure experts aren't they?

Jen looks as if we're going to have a lot of fun! I'll be sure to check he's wearing the kilt in the traditional manner!

God you lot have been busy today! And how exciting tomhave a picture of a CJ look alike in a kilt. Jen if he comes to your wedding, can I come too????

Sorry I haven't had a chance to read any of the new updated Ff, but I know its going to be brilliant. Excited about my bedtime reading.

orphan Captain driedpeas from Banished, I thought looked rather portly around the middle, and in Desparate need of a hair wash! Made me feel a bit sick.

Pleased to report head is better, and already feeling like a glass of wine... That's 9 hours at the doctors surgery for you!

Oh yes.... orphan and I are the handy tape measure girls, always ready and available. :)

dance well spotted, it's black watch. Not sure whether to go tie or bow tie - DH tends to go with a tie and he does look mighty fine in a kilt.

Have to say, I'm looking forward to this wedding a whole lot more than I was this time yesterday!

Glad you're feeling better rich, nothing worse than a migraine.

Oh and rich you could come and chaperone RL Chris if you like? Was meant to be my job but I fear I will have to take CJ off to my room for hours to make sure everything is in order with the kilt..

Well if you insist Jen RL Chris will have to do. And I might get a quickie with CJ whilst you're at the bar! Of course purely provisional with my tape measure making sure his kilt pleats are perfectly folded correctly (I learnt everything from Patrick Grant aka The Sewing Bee!)

Ooooh Jen can I be introduced to RLC when we do the CJ handover? I've always liked the sound of him from your earlier ff.

Hmm, I predict some CJ stroppy brooding with all these women gushing* over RL Chris.

*not a euphemism.

I dunno pix, it could be the type of flooding disaster foreseen by nickel's neighbour...

And yes ilove course you can meet him. I usually have to remind him to behave when he meets friends of mine he doesn't already know, but I reckon you'll be ready for him (not ready in the sense pixie refers to, I hasten to add).

Have to confess that afternoon did not go as anticipated! It would appear that CJ and I have very different ideas about our favourite parts in Episode 1! Not only did he get all Captain stern face on me and threaten to throw me out of the skyride (plane type thingy that goes round and round) just cos I was smirking at him but he also made me do 5k run down the prom shouting at me 'put more effort into it Doris'!! Managed to turn things round to my advantage though when he hit the deck and said he was injured and asked what I was going to do about it. I did what any self respecting middle aged female medic would do and gave him the kiss of life!!
We all OK now and I even managed to convince him to tend to my blisters rather than the other way round!! CanI say he was THE nuts!
Bit concerned about the low flying helicopter overhead at present though, actually hoping its another of woof or orphans disguises!!!

What a difference a day makes!... as the song says... pixie I'm with richtea on this one , book that meal - I have just had to book my own romantic wedding anniversary weekend away - I have told DH that it is OK for him to add things like champagne and flowers, chocolates and bath robes etc but in all honesty I'm not holding my breath, but at least we are going away!!

Well now onto the real deal I've just caught up with the orphan and woof show ... thanks girls I haven't stopped laughing!
Close protection obs from the garden shed gave me a prime view of the battle of privet hedge between the on her knees bush and the portly statue with her paint running!! orphan the way you handled that sprayer was masterful!!

pixie no worries re the marathon - being an amazon goddess I'll be blending in with the runners, been in training for this mission, although I'm not sure how our resident bush and rotund statues will manage to pull this one off ...waiting out to see!

jen it has to be kilt man no 1, you don't want to be accused of upstaging the bride!!

Jen I agree with BK man no1 for the wedding and man no 2 for the after party in your sumptuous suite...

jen if there's any kilt measuring then I feel obliged to offer my very professional services. My measuring partner richtea and myself had very personal master classes from PG and can be relied upon not to grope the nether regions at least not until after the measurements have been taken.

richtea I've just watched the final Banished and have to admit Major HaveYouTriedMyChickpeas looked less than appetising in the bed scene. Pale and doughy and rather womanly round the hip region.

pixie I actually thought the book cover was a real one until I read your post. Bit of a shame it isn't; I might actually have been tempted to read a proper book.