THE VOICE- it's the FINAL!! The excitement...

[Raahh]

...is almost non-existent.

Poor Rita, who has been a lot better than JJ and Kylie before her has no acts left. Vikesh was knocked out last week. So, it's a typical 'do we really care' type of Voice final.

The song choices (again, we have to guess the singers) are

What I Did For Love – David Guetta featuring Emeli Sande

Chain Of Fools – Aretha Franklin

No Surprises – Radiohead

Habanera from Carmen

I’ll Stand By You – The Pretenders

Get Back – The Beatles

Somebody I Used To Know – Gotye

Crazy – Seal

Ebben N’Andro Lontana from La Wally

Not really hard to guess which ones Opera woman will do.

Stevie is apparently the favourite. I bet he's doing 'Get Back'.

Sasha, she might be a brickie, we will wait to be told, will maybe do Aretha.

Beyond that, I'm stumped, as I've forgotten who they are.

I have a strange ginger that Dh got me from Aldi, and breadsticks and houmous.

Just off to bribe the dcs to wash the baboon footprints off the car, after a trip to Knowsley safari park

What i want to know, is what did she do for love.

We might believe her.

No nan, no likey.

WTF has Rita done with her eyebrows? To go from no eyebrows to that is traumatising me!

Telling you, Raah. bumsex.

Eyebrows are big business in my town..

Rudy- I think you are right about the song.

What does she have in her hair?

As my dd says " eyebrows on flea-ik" in a stupid high voice. Think that means they are good.

Rita has come as Richie Rich tonight.

I wonder what emma puts in her hair to make it stay up like that?

You've seen Something About Mary haven't you...?

Oh dear. Will.i. is wearing the Italian carabineiri look again. Eeek.

Rita bleached her eyebrows. And has weird eyeshadow. The combo makes her look peaky.

Im not feeling tbe emanuel love tbh.

Vic, leave the turtle necks at home next time. They look good on no one

Soup
(Dh has has the snip, do you think it would still work?)

Evening all.

Sorry. Emmanuel annoys me. He puts on this deep voice thing. If he talks normally he doesn't have it.

(It's all coming back to me after watching this last week with too much )

Ok- Emmanuel (I will pick a spelling in a minute and stick to it) has cute brothers. And a university lecture.

Does that equal a Nan?

Least offensive of them all, coco
Anyway, it doesn't matter. They'll all be invisible by next week.

I had him tipped to win, but he was disappointing last week.

Oh, I really liked this song when it came out. Now...not so much.

They are all magnificently dull, aren't they?

I think he puts it on too, surely hed sing like barry white if it was really that low.

I thought Emma was blonde. Shouldn't she be blonde?

This is a very difficult song to sing and get right.

Remember when Dodgems and his acts sang it? Dire.

I think 2 cute brothers is still only like having half a Nan, it's certainly not a full Nan

Overplayed on heart. It is very flat for a final sadly.