THE VOICE- it's the FINAL!! The excitement...

[Raahh]

...is almost non-existent.

Poor Rita, who has been a lot better than JJ and Kylie before her has no acts left. Vikesh was knocked out last week. So, it's a typical 'do we really care' type of Voice final.

The song choices (again, we have to guess the singers) are

What I Did For Love – David Guetta featuring Emeli Sande

Chain Of Fools – Aretha Franklin

No Surprises – Radiohead

Habanera from Carmen

I’ll Stand By You – The Pretenders

Get Back – The Beatles

Somebody I Used To Know – Gotye

Crazy – Seal

Ebben N’Andro Lontana from La Wally

Not really hard to guess which ones Opera woman will do.

Stevie is apparently the favourite. I bet he's doing 'Get Back'.

Sasha, she might be a brickie, we will wait to be told, will maybe do Aretha.

Beyond that, I'm stumped, as I've forgotten who they are.

I have a strange ginger that Dh got me from Aldi, and breadsticks and houmous.

Just off to bribe the dcs to wash the baboon footprints off the car, after a trip to Knowsley safari park

Dogs are going mental round here

Billy talks total bollocks doesn't he?

Just go to an opera Will.
It's all there for the taking at very reasonable prices.

Will is shit really.

Nan's probably had a few guinness' by now, she won't know what's going on (sorry all you Irish Nans out there)

Helllloooooo everyone - only just online due to technical snafu.

But have bypassed the wine to go straight to the vodka

Seems a bit subdued all round, no?

Ricky looks like hes been at the botox.

Following such fashion luminaries (see what I did there?) as Cilla Black and That One Off Big Fat Gypsy Wedding by having a light-up dress.

Horrid noise - she might want to learn to sung in bloody tune! probably why she's never been offered a real job on any classical stage in the country

Owwww! Ouch!!! Emma's eyes are piercing me!

'sing' not 'sung'

Oh Stevie! Baby!

He has lots of famalam

YES spud

Bit late to it all as putting dd to bed, but I liked that despite not liking her previously. I think I need to start drinking.

He's a fireman?

But does he have a Nan?

I used to think Ricky was quite fanciable. I've just changed my mind.

I hate this song.

He might have rescued a Nan from a burning building, now that would make him a winner

He looks like George Osborne, this one

It's snowing ?

Why all the snow? They do know the girls aloud version was a cover don't they?

Is he dancing or does he need a wee?

I dont like this song either, hated the pretenders version..( think it was them that did a cover?)

He's going to STANDBYYOOO. In NARNIA. And REDUCE THE DEFICIT