BBC MUSKETEERS 89: SWAGGER INN, IT'S THE SERIES FINALE!!!!

[FolknNorah]

Tomorrow.
The series finale is tomorrow. Unless you are a member of the Cauldron of Sin in which case you've already seen it. And it was good.

So, welcome welcome one and all, if you love hot beardy fuckersz why not join us for the last live watch of this series?

G'wan, you know you want to. Eh?

Saw this and though of Badders

Here you all are you fuckerrrrzzzzzz

MrsB your little old lady made me larf......I hope you bump into her again. When you do, can you whip out this photo and ask her which one she boff first.

Did you know this is pure Jizzy Athos in this here cauldron. I feel a little bit like Cleopatra bathing in her ass milk. Can someone shove him over here though....it could do with topping up

anne I haven't watched yet either. Ive got you.

fancy we'll miss you but have a great time!

Are wenches in the cauldron of sin going to be watching tonight anyway? With sellotape over your mouths, obvs...

Here you go Elk - he needs a bath...

Stop that immediately. That is disscussssssssting.
The cauldron is not filled with Athos jizz. It is filled with youth making pert body restoring oils and bubbles. And hot beardy fuckersz.
Ok?

Oooopsy, that was my hand. Soz.

Who said it was Athos Jizz?

can someone shove him over here though.... it could do with topping up (or words to that effect)

^this as well as knowing exactly^ how elk's filthy mind works is why my pure innocent virginal mind Went There.

Like yours didn't. Eh?

Chair of moral high ground

Badders
Wicked
Lyndie
Comtess
Apricot
Chaise
Madame
Fancy
Helen
Mouse
Cinammon
Sparks
MyNameIs
LetUs
Mavis
Anne

Cauldron of sin

Elk
Issy
MrsB
MLG
Carolina
Norah

Helen...I have my woollens on the airer
Issy...oh, how true

That's right Helen it is......it still has all the impregnating uplifting, toning and hoiking in properties we require however, it's marvellous stuff.

And wencheeeeeeez, my dream job does in fact exist..... I was chatting to a friend yesterday who revealed that she was a dresser on Shameless. She worked on Anne Marie Duff, but says James McAvoy is the nicest person she's ever met. But never mind that...... she was an un buttonerer!!!!

Have you now Badders
Norah surely Elk was just wanting Athos to bring a few more bottles of prosecco? Though chances of him getting it there without drinking are slim.

I can not be bothered to do anything today. And I know it will come back to bite me as I've got no time to do very much at all over the next two weeks. Sigh.

I have done some washing though.

FILTHY MIND??????

People in glass houses shouldn't call their kettles black. Just sayin'

Sorry Issy was just replying to Helen who said she can't remember dates.

Not saying that history exams actual do rely on remembering dates, but Helen was obviously put off by thinking that they do which is a shame.

Was not in anyway implying history is not hard.

But I know I have passed exams in lots of subjects because I can remember lots of stuff (whether numbers, facts or whatever) over a short period. And I sort of think that is not fair on those to don't happen to have good short term memory. I am also a good waffler though

Glad the tavern has moved on to lighter, more tm related topics since I was last in.

May not be watching from the cauldron as I am off for my spa afternoon/ night. Hence my impatience to watch sooner. Am actually quite jealous of those of you on the high chair who still have it to look forward to.

Will try to look it at an appropriate point and make non spoilery comments only!

Glad the tavern has moved on to lighter, more tm related topics since I was last in.

Ahhh - bless. MoreLike As if we ever manage to keep the posts on topic. I remember one time we had about four conversations running at once, none of which were to do with TM. It was fantastic and utter carnage...

Have a lovely spa

Was counting athos jizz as tm related by our standards.

Yes, yes it is .
Though as we've established, it was actually our House Prosecco.

Mavis I'm being very unproductive too to be honest - shall have to adjust the timesheet before I log out. (One minute for work, one minute for MN...)

Oh yes. I should know as am sitting in it (the prosecco that is).

I see I'm still on the Chair then

Oooh just over 7 hours to go.

Hi wenches.

Just nursing a cup of tea and working out how to persuade Mr M that we really need colouring in wallpaper.

Oh FML!!!!!!!!!!!

First one database was down and I couldn't get into it to work, and a now another one is having authentication problems so I can't log in there either. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So much for getting that project tied up before Easter hols. Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Mouse point out that even if it's not 'colouring in wallpaper', ir probably will be by the time the mouselets are done by it? Would that work?

Well, I've been a bit productive. I've eaten two satsumas and tried out my new extendable tree lopper thingy so a tree in my garden is now about half the height it needs to be was. Great fun.

I have a history degree and a deep love of the male cast Horrible Histories. The Charles Dickens/Smiths song is the best.

Hello wenches, 7¼ hours and counting.

Hope you have a good weekend Fancy.

Waves to Anne, I'm in the goody camp too.

Only four Helen?

Going back to last night, Comtess, I watched Tom Felton Meets Superfans. I'm afraid HP totally passed me by so I didn't know who he was.

This business of celebrity obsession fascinates me. Why do some of us fall under the spell and some not? DD simply cannot understand me, I get a huge eye-roll every time I get a new one. It's happened to me all my life, except when the DC were small. I honestly thought I was over it all after the last one finished about 6 years ago, and this one has knocked me for six.

I've tried to analyse the wenches to find a link between us and I can't find anything. We cling to each other, as only we understand what holds us together. It must be some kind of chemistry in our brains that causes it. It is a kind of madness I think, but harmless as long as you keep it in check, and don't hurt anyone or get hurt yourself.

Tom Felton's superfan has a valid reason which I don't think is the same as ours. She has no children, and is viewing the HP family as her own, at least that's what she says. He was lovely towards her and a quote in the documentary said it all really, "It means a lot to me that it means so much to you". I think our Tom feels that way too towards his fans.