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Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XIV

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icemistOBE · 08/03/2015 22:14

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cjwoofwoof · 13/03/2015 14:53

Ditto and stubborn stains on silk are difficult to remove without a good soak nickel, although for AT id invest in some Vanish

Nickel45 · 13/03/2015 14:55

The guy who plays the captain in BS42, Oliver Chris, desert combats definitely improve the look! Although there were bare chested CJ ones on the first lot which didn't come out (where CJ is concerned combats or no uniform, not fussed!)!

orphan · 13/03/2015 15:06

Now that is good news about The Fall, though the person I ogle in that isn't JD but Gillian Anderson and her enviable silk blouse wearing capabilities. Do you think JD will be doing a Hannibal Lecter and playing his control games from his prison cell?

I'll ignore your jibes about PG's bed linen (finest Egyptian cotton by the way) cjwoof and just say I wouldn't say no to helping him into then out of his momogramed pjs. And I'd be happy to keep him warm and save him switching on his electric blanket.

whajeb great update!

cjwoofwoof · 13/03/2015 15:10

Don't forget to remove his Nan's crocheted bed jacket as well orph, bit of a passion killer otherwise.

I bet AD only wears a smile or brooding frown, I'm not fussy to bed Wink

orphan · 13/03/2015 15:14

Obvs I meant monogrammed not momogrammed which reminds me of mammary for some reason and sounds as if he has breasts embroidered on his pjs...

orphan · 13/03/2015 15:17

And he's very fond of his Nan, woof and only wears the bed jacket she crocheted him when he's reading in bed and smoking his pipe.

cjwoofwoof · 13/03/2015 15:51

That'll be the mammogram reminding you of breasts orph.

Unfortunately I'm now thinking Norman Bates with poor PG, enjoying an unsavoury relationship with his nan and her bed jacket, thus repelling me all the more. The thought of a pipe is not inspiring lustful thoughts either. I'm sure he can't be THAT bad, as I'm not usually that fussy, just grateful.

percyjackson1 · 13/03/2015 16:11

At least you're feeling sympathy for him now! He's definitely not that bad.

orphan · 13/03/2015 16:16

Oh I forgot to mention the bedsocks PG's nan knitted him.

orphan · 13/03/2015 16:19

And a matching hot water bottle cover. I know you're thinking that's overkill with the electric blanket, but he does feel the cold, poor mite. I think that's why he has the facial hair actually, to keep his face warm.

cjwoofwoof · 13/03/2015 16:20

Ok orphan your cunning plan has worked - now I feel all motherly towards PG and want to clutch him to my bosom to protect him from the evils of bed socks. I suppose he can come to the wrestling, even if it's just to stitch up any ripped bodices preferably mine left by AT

orphan · 13/03/2015 16:25

Phew, I didn't have to mention the knitted cover for his pipe...

cjwoofwoof · 13/03/2015 16:25

Ooh I'm feeling a tad guilty our musings today have veered away from CJ and his loveliness somewhat. Any up to date sightings of Our Main Man in his jacket the colour of poo lately?

orphan · 13/03/2015 16:28

I'm just thinking what a lovely colour CJ will be after tanning himself spreadeagled on pixie's verandah.

cjwoofwoof · 13/03/2015 16:35

Ah yes orphan now that's a preferable vision in my head than PG in crocheted socks and bedjacket. Do you think he'd do a George Hamilton and even tan between his toes and hold a mirror up to do under his chin? Nah! CJs not that vain. I'd be more than happy to rub in some Factor 50 all over though, coz I wouldn't want him to burn smoulder, yes

Ilovelblue · 13/03/2015 16:43

Quick question for anyone who has used Google docs previously. When I posted that link earlier this morning and still had Google docs open, a couple of strange little icons appeared. One said Grizzly Bear and the other said Anonymous Moose. What on earth would those be? Would it have been somebody reading the link at that time?

Ilovelblue · 13/03/2015 16:58

cjwoof I nearly put in my diary of CJ's tour that he had asked my friend (who declined his advances in favour of a day's shopping) if she would go with him to help him with fashion makeover. I think she would have enjoyed that!

orphan · 13/03/2015 17:05

ilove there wasn't a Secret Squirrel as well was there?!Grin

Ilovelblue · 13/03/2015 17:09

Hahaha, are you taking the mickey?

cjwoofwoof · 13/03/2015 17:13

Defo ilove a complete makeover a la Gok would do BA the world of good. There's certain items in his wardrobe that should be put on a bonfire never mind donated to charity. Even a tramp wouldn't be seen in that Aran cardy (I'm still having nightmares about that one). And the poo jacket should be taken to the vets to put it out of its misery. Your friend could have had a field day with him shopping.

PS. If any of the icons said Eager Beaver it was probably me...

orphan · 13/03/2015 17:21

And I'm not keen on that collarless white shirt he's been spotted in. If only he'd take a fashion tip from the series and wear plaid shirts (sleeves rolled up) or low slung combats. I bet Gok would adore him. Ooh and after the makeover, CJ would have to walk down the catwalk naked (properly naked, no cheating and wearing swimming trunks).

cjwoofwoof · 13/03/2015 17:44

Ooh ditto orphan I'd go to the shopping centre that had THAT on display. And agreed collarless shirts went out in the 80s. Perhaps BAs been spending some time with your PG and picking up too many outdated fashion tips from him.

Richtea19 · 13/03/2015 19:12

ilove brilliant CJ document! This could be a book on his UK tour.

BAs grandad collar is a serious NO! I would love to see him in a PG sharp tailored suit :)

Nickel45 · 13/03/2015 19:12

Finally read the latest zombie chapter, spo, you are excelling in your descriptive use of the English language :) I can't believe we are nearly at the end again. Please can we have another series?
Love the banter, .. you'd get a bar ... they could give me the whole pub ... Genius! So funny! And smurf and his girlfriend, hilarious! Love it, I really hope you have another series up your sleeve somewhere.

Richtea19 · 13/03/2015 19:50

I can't remember who watches Scandal and the Good Wife but I've just caught up with last nights episode, phew Scott Foley and Matthew Goode. CJ you are still number one, but boy I'm up for naked wrestling!

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