THE VOICE- Let BATTLE commence!

[Raahh]

The battle rounds or 'shouting over each other in a mis-matched pairing' start tonight.

I have forgotten who most of these people are.

The Voice UK battle song choices and pairings
Team Rita
Ryan Green v Joe Woolford
Song: Jason Mraz – I Won’t Give Up

Oliva Lawson v Clark Carmody
Song: Britney Spears – Everytime

Mitch Miller v Morven Brown
Song: Madonna – Express Yourself

Team Ricky
Stevie McCrorie v Tim Arnold
Song: Imagine Dragons – Demons

Shellyann v Hannah Symons
Song: Stevie Nicks – Edge of Seventeen

Jade Hewitt v Christina Matovu
Song: One Republic – Love Runs Out

Team Tom
Claudia Rose v Rosa Iamele
Song: Beyonce – Halo

Howard Rose v Stephanie Webber
Song: Hall & Oates – You Make My Dreams Come True

Sharon Murphy v Roisin Geraghty-McDonagh
Song: George Ezra – Blame It On Me

Team Will
Lucy O’Byrne v Karl Loxley
Song: Cats – Memory

Joyful Soundz v Newtion Matthews
Song: Isley Brothers – Shout

Dh is out tonight, so I have wine. I need nibbles.

The Eyebrows one will be out for being flatter than roadkill.

Is that chap wearing a toupee?

Oh, they're like every needy boyfriend you ever had as a teen. The one with the comb forward (why?) looks like he'd turn up crying so often your Mum would have to bring him in for tea.

Bored

Get shouty!

Yawn.

These are both shite, no? The outfits alone are dreary.

I don't think they're very good. Am I missing something?

Whats with the weirdy reverse monk hairdo?

Are you missing two ears, Marshy?

Heartthrobs????

Marvin is pretty but he's a charisma vacuum, isn't he?

Heart throbs?? I know I'm very old but really??

I dunno, I think they looked more like young candidates for Priest Training College. Then they could do Eurovision with Fr Ted and Dougal.

Tom looks like he thinks he's at a concert in the old folks home. Complete with surprised look every time he's asked to comment.

Maybe they'd be classified as heartthrobs if you lived in an enclosed Mormon commune somewhere.

That is not his hair.

Jo's bumfluff is now heartthrob worthy?
Would it make the cover of a Mills and Boon, I ask you? No. Therefore nothing is throbbing.

DD is 13 and thinks they are "cute". Im not sure if thats a compliment or patronising.

I always wonder if I hear the same as the judges on this and the XF. I always think they sound shite.

Meh.

Jo? The one who sang that rilly rilly badly?
Ok then.

My lovely lovely lovely horse
My lovely horse, running through a field

Bummer about his coldsore, he cant kiss rita.

What??

Can't believe they've been stole!