The Brits

[Cherrypie32]

Slightly odd start, what's food got to do with it?

Are any of them there? They are usually sat there pissed somewhere....

Robbed!

Julio get the stretch!

1 erection not there oh dear....

ooh I have crush on Simon

Sam Smith sounds fuck all like Boy George, seriously.

Simon has matured!!

Eric must be a bad sleeper.
Join the club Si

What's happened to 1D? Split up?

What a load of shite. Paloma Faith is great, but all those whining boys-who-sound-like-girls get on my tits.

Now I know why I don't usually watch the Brits.

George Ezra should have won everything imo.

Watching on record so am behind a bit.

Kanye West, what a twat.
Take That - found myself squirming a bit, found them a bit embarrassing to watch now they are only three.
Lionel Ritchies face - I gasped out loud.RTF ?

I was at a festival in the summer and one of those people at that table asked me if i had any mdma... I offered him my toothpaste instead

Madge gonna go all out to steal the show

Sam smith talking sounds like BG not singing

Paloma faith is awful ... Your all deaf she's amazing

Some of these at the tables are really up their own arse aren't they!

Ha ha, simon cowell as a mumsnetter at night with eric screaming the mansion down..

I can't stop snacking, so much for the diet

"I've got cheese for a head"

The adverts are so much more entertaining than the Brits

Hurry up and wheel on Madge! I've got an early meeting tomorrow and have to be up early!

Tomorrows another day Coco

ah good towie is starting after this

I hate russell crowe , think its the name

He really, really doesn't.

Yep, come on Madonna, I am knackered.

Geez, Russell Crow, who ate all the pies?

Thoughts... She is totally amazing! But didnt you think she sounded screechy then?