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The Brits

393 replies

Cherrypie32 · 25/02/2015 20:07

Slightly odd start, what's food got to do with it?

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Sallystyle · 25/02/2015 22:37

I do hope she is ok but I can't imagine how she hasn't gotten some pretty bad injuries. Hats off to her for carrying on.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 25/02/2015 22:38

She's 56 not 96 annabanana.

Bumbiscuits · 25/02/2015 22:39

Pure hunners of 56 year old men. Hmm

TSSDNCOP · 25/02/2015 22:40

She was obviously having difficulty with the fastening. That was a nasty fall.

Have some humanity, the poor woman just went backward arse over tit, on stage in front of millions.

Then carried on.

Good on ya Madge.

Celticlass2 · 25/02/2015 22:41

Well at least the fall detracted from her awful performance.! Time to call it a day Madge.

FreudiansSlipper · 25/02/2015 22:42

I do not think she is past it I do not want her to become all sensible that is not what she is about she is a legend

but I do think she needs to go in a different direction music wise and her all singing dancing performances are looking tired

I giggled at the mighty Madonna falling shame of me

The80sweregreat · 25/02/2015 22:43

She fell off a horse once when with guy richie.

TSSDNCOP · 25/02/2015 22:43

Her performance was awful because she'd just been dragged backward down a flight of steps. Let's see you get and up and do that. It's fair to say the latest material isn't Vogue but come off it.

annabanana19 · 25/02/2015 22:44

How many 56 yr olds do you know who does that?! And seeing her sing with teddy bear legs caressing herself. yuck. Gross.

Celticlass2 · 25/02/2015 22:44

Her performance was awful from the Get go, it just got worse after the fall!

AnyFucker · 25/02/2015 22:45

DD and I were sat there like this Shock

I think she will be physically hurt though. How could she not be ? She might be a bit of an ole trooper clinging on to her best years but I like her and her neck is every bit as fragile as anyone else's. That was potentially a devastating injury.

TSSDNCOP · 25/02/2015 22:47

Exactly AF, but hey let's not let that get in front of giving her a fucking good shoeing a Anna and Celtic.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 25/02/2015 22:47

Age has nothing to do with it, annabanana. Are you saying that example would be ok at a different age? Why the ageist bollocks?

shggg245 · 25/02/2015 22:48

Yeah that's a bit rotten - Madge isn't not my cup of tea but her age has fuck all to do with it - even at the geriatric age of 56 she'll be fitter than most of us on here. It was a nasty fall.

TeaAddict235 · 25/02/2015 22:49

she did really well after that tumble. very impressed with her dancing too tbh.

wowfudge · 25/02/2015 22:49

I agree she is amazing but she has never been the best singer. anna both Cher and Tina Turner have both been strutting their stuff at greater ages than Madonna.

Threeorangewhips · 25/02/2015 22:49

Couldn't really believe it- that was some fall. Did you hear the thud? Yup, time to give it up Madge . You look good but the cycling shorts/ lace look are a thing of your past.

I did used to love Madge though :)

wowfudge · 25/02/2015 22:50

And there's nothing wrong with that

TeaAddict235 · 25/02/2015 22:51

ok, not the stroking herself bit, that could have been cut out. TMI madge

annabanana19 · 25/02/2015 22:51

Her ego has taken more of a battering than her Arse.

standing at the top of the stairs with someone pulling a cape off you? Disaster waiting to happen.

Feenie · 25/02/2015 22:51

The ageist sneers from some posters are far, far less attractive than Madonna.

Why do women do that??

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 25/02/2015 22:52

Well she's certainly stolen the show, I'll give her that. Grin

EachandEveryone · 25/02/2015 22:53

Well age has to do with it when you think of how fragile your bones start to become. I like Madonna and I'm disgusted by the way people are joking about it here and on face book.

Nobody tells Jimmy Page and husband thinning ponytail to give it up do they? or his soft spot for much younger women

SinisterBuggyMonth · 25/02/2015 22:56

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TheSpottedZebra · 25/02/2015 22:56

Am on +1. Fearne Cotton looked pregnant right? Which means that that cunt Keith lemon did reveal it at whichever award ceremony a while ago.

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