Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XIII

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

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orphan you lucky goat, er I mean weasel, no guinea pig - damn those two fertile stags!!

Oh dear, Rupert's looking a trifle apprehensive now that the tandem swiveling has been fully explained. CJ, it goes without saying, is up for it.

Ruperts probably worried about the audible crack orphan after yesterday's early tea with high cream factor in my boudoir. He's probably remembering how I cracked those walnuts with my bare thighs and thinking twice in two days could cause irreparable damage, poor baby

Just seen that one of the reviewers for bananagirl's latest ff says there's a new OG facebook group been set up.

icemist, whajeb,nipper do you know any more?

Saw that too. Know nothing else apart from that. Hopefully it will be a better group for them all.

Yes orphan OGA2 FOB I think, a couple of the twitter girls have joined in as well!

I've just back from the gym and rather than fixing myself a healthy lunch I've devoured a big slice of homemade chocolate squige cake (nigella recipe, bloody gorg). Anyway stuffed it in so quickly I dropped crumbs all down my gym top and even though one has small icebergs there is still a collection point.... Emmm what was going through my mind?? I know, when's CJ bloody coming to me to lick out my crumbs!!!!

At least you go to the gym before you gorge on chocolate cake richtea!

I'm afraid CJ is rather tied up at the moment. To my bed as a matter of fact. The tandem swivelling was a partial success. I certainly enjoyed myself but I think I need to work on trajectory and angle. Unfortunately, Rupert experienced audible crack which means the next series of Homeland may be delayed.

Honestly, I do this every week .... but when will I learn not to check in here when I am at work ... chicken ceasar wrap all over the keyboard (at least it makes a change from coffee!). Can't wait to get CJ over here, although think I may give Rupert a miss now, orphan! Not sure I can live up to your performance (really hope noone is reading this behind me!).

Good on BA getting a role in the US (although have to agree with speighty that I'd much rather he was over here). Just hope he doesn't have to do a dodgy American accent. But if that's what he wants to do (mad boy!) then good on him ... hopefully he can do this, get it out of his system, realise that it is much better over here and come back to me us. Bet the US fans don't plan a tour of the country for him with cream teas and all the rest!

Ooh orphan hope you haven't ruined Rupert for the rest of us

Just drove along dual carriageway sandwiched in an army truck convoy. Felt it was a very good time to suddenly obey the speed limit of the slowest old lorry in front to take in the scenery. Unfortunately I couldn't accidentally lose all my clothes as I had to keep control of the steering wheel, but there were plenty of tattooed manly forearms with big watches hanging out the windows, sigh. Unfortunately the occupants of most of the vehicles looked about 12 and there was no Captain Sternfaces that I could see and believe me I checked thoroughly - they overtook me twice

Ooh cjwoof an army sandwich sounds fun! Manly forearms with big watches hanging out the window... (You know what I'm going to say don't you?)... sounds like a rear ending was in order.

Poor Rupert, he's now just another statistic for that Telegraph article, filed under 'circumstances unclear'. Perhaps he could be the poster boy in richtea's surgery for 'Penile Fractures: a domestic danger' . However, with a lot of loving care and some reconstructive surgery he should still be ok for the wrestling.

The sandwiches all add to the cream tea I suppose orphan

cjwoof glad to hear I'm not the only one - recently had an army truck behind me and it was amazing how I felt the need to drive extra specially carefully but alas fear they must have been tipped off about me as they drove even slower - very frustrating !!

Just seen an amazing photo on the BBC news site of a weasel riding on a woodpecker's back!! Apparently it's not photoshopped but captured by an amateur photographer. Incredible, but good news for cjwoof that weasels obviously enjoy riding birds. On that note, has anyone read the Poldark books?

Could've told you that Intel about weasels yesterday orphan and boy do they hang on in there.

A more important piece of news is the research into the average length of a mans erect penis. It measures 5.6 inches apparently and 3.6 inches when flaccid. Obviously the men they measured were not our wrestling team who wouldn't be allowed at the AGM unless they were WELL ABOVE the average by about another 3 inches

Great last chapter lola and you're going to write the 50 Shades of Lady Jane Grey! Can't wait. richtea can probably help you with your research given that she's seen the leather floggers etc before her English Heritage membership was revoked.

cjwoof not to brag on my dp's behalf, but I have to say they must have been measuring some pretty poor specimens. And that reminds me, CJ is still tied to the bed. Perfect opportunity to check his measurements but lucky me, not the flaccid one

Oh what a shitty RL day I've had, and reading through today's ramblings of lust filled women antics have thoroughly cheered me up! Thanks! Glad to hear that the weasel enjoys a ride as cjwoof can testify

Sorry to hear you've had a shitty day jen. Hope it improved from here. I took my mother computer shopping with a two year old in tow... I'm exhausted, and it wasn't the two year old that wore me out!

Really enjoying your new story nipper, good start

orphan I'm just waiting for my DH to get home from work with my metal snap back Stanley tape measure as I'm sure he's above average. He will be pleased. Fortunately for him I misread the report. The average is actually 5.16" erect, soz I was bigging it up by half an inch much like the average bloke does

Methinks you're missing CJ jen that's why you've had a bad day. Can I interest you in anyone else? I have a couple locked in my Play Room under the stairs who I use in these kinds of emergencies and I'm happy to send one up. Alas not CJ but better than nowt if your looking for some fully seeded raspberry conserve

I've got weasel, sausage, guinea pig...

...a few army sandwiches maybe left, but might be a bit curly by now. Although STILL over 5.16" of pork left in them