Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XIII

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

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It is brilliant nickel

No Twitter updates no bleedin' autograph yet either- mind you if he's reading our threads from the cards we sent, he probably is currently getting a bodyguard and a restraining order

Where is CJ off to next on his UK tour?

Hopefully up my end ice

nickel I think that just about sums us up, though I'm thinking nonsense is a kinder word for lunacy.

Oh yes please, a Fifty Shades of Lady Jane Grey ff. Lots of mention of 'big choppers' I expect.

I'm glad you were more appreciative of The Sausage than I was cjwoof. I have to say he did look very downcast when I shooed him off my doorstep and his party blower was very limp.

cjwoof I get the awful feeling that you don't consider the 'job as done' unless there's an audible crack...

Indeed orphan indeed, not worth the effort unless there's a very loud one of those

Speighty you wouldn't have seen a certain CJ in Bath this weekend because he was having a staff meeting with Jen. I expect he will be tired out now. Not sure when he's due back over Hadrian's Wall again (and no, that isn't a euphemism for anything else). I think he will have had quite a workout today with her if the picture of the hammock is anything to go by.

Is pixie next in line on the CJ Tour of Britain (though it might be a tour of Kenya)? And then is it me pleeeeaasse

Lady Jane Grey meets King A in a red room with a goblet or two. Throw in a bit of brocade and a rope. I think I might be able to put something together.... Just nipping to B&Q for some research....

Woo hoo go Lola can't wait!! Hopefully plenty of sword poking and cream tea indulgences. Don't think swivel chairs were invented in Tudor times, so maybe a chaise longue or four poster?? Go and be brilliant immediately

lola if you're taking orders, I'm gagging for an update of jakes secret

Right, we have a bit of a problem up north...

CJ got a tad too enthusiastic in the thrusting / hammock dry hump run and the bloody thing collapsed mid thrust with us both in it. No penile fracture thankfully, but there is significant bruising and swelling which had to be taken care of. Have had to take him back to bed with a bottle of massage oil to have some recovery time.

Second problem - it's snowing fairly heavily, so looks like we might be facing a confinement to barracks if I'm lucky.

What can I say, it's been a hard testing afternoon...

I have so many things to do and running out of time already lol. I will try and update Jake this week. But I want to try and finish off OG meets BC too have a big ending ha ha!!!

How did we ever survive without ff???

I am sure four poster beds could swivel back then? ;o)

They had almost no closure at the windows, so i suppose at the very least they had curtains flapping around and giving the impression of movement....

school admission announcement today, i was on a parallel thread on MN, there's 50 shades of feelings there, from despair to enthusiasm. I am quite relieved that at least DS1 had the place in the school he wanted. Now i need to sell a kidney (and many more internal organs, if disposable of) to sort out DS2 before the deadline next year. Even private schools are booked up...what the deuce was happening around Xmas time 2010? were we all at it like rabbits? why all those kids? :-)

Icemist, I think the likelihood of BA getting willingly in contact with any of us decreases esponentially everytime we post a new message, particularly if it includes accessories of sorts...

lola sounds like you're going to be busy in the ff writing department. As for 50 Shades Tudor style, it will be like the secret confessions of Lady Jane Grey as she's usually regarded as virginal! And remember, she ends up beheaded... or was that only a bit of 'sexy' role play that went terribly wrong?

Thought you said you wanted choppers involved, orphan ?

cherin your school agonies sound awful and incredibly stressful. That is definitely one of the downsides of living in London. I grumble about schools where I am, but you've reminded me I should actually think myself lucky.

cjwoof yes, KA can emerge wielding his enormous chopper, to the delight gasps of Lady Jane.

Poor you jen accidents like that always seem to happen to me too and my visitors always end up staying longer than they ever wanted to planned. Oh well, make the most of the heavy snow and perhaps have an early night to catch up on some more of the manual sleep. Think CJs got a long flight to Kenya with pixie next and will need the extra workout rest, esp as he's going to be crammed in a suitcase in the hold for 10 hours. Good thing his legs are good and supple now they've been wrapped round you doubled up in that hammock all afternoon

OMG poor CJ. Take extra care of him Jen. Bet he has that same look on his face as the first time Molly saw him in hospital.

It snowed here this morning, then the wind got up but we've just had a thunderstorm and the most enormous hailstones.

Just checking in after a busy day. Well I'm glad you all seem receptive about the 50 Shades of Lady Jane Gray. More so than the English Heritage lady yesterday :). I wish I was allowed to take photos as the cabinet of instruments/tools and devices was rather interesting, leather floggers, iron wrist restraints..

jen that hammock position looks a bit tricky, but I'm sure with all your FF research with CJ this weekend you can pull it off!

penile fracture. ... I had enough of that at work today. Why do I always get the weird ones on the phone wanting to discuss erectile functions! Maybe I should refer them to Jens QS FF!!

speighty thanks very much! And not sorry for keeping CJ away from Bath this weekend!

ilove he currently looks much like that, except I've made sure that the white sheet wrapped around him exposes a lot more chest than that hospital one did. I'm about to stick the birdy song on the sound system and make him give me long lingering looks while I run my fingers through his hair. He won't even have to fake the tears, although they will be tears of despair at still being saddled with me rather than relief at still being alive.

I'm sure jen can stick CJ on the sleeper and you could have him a few days early orphan as long as I can pick him up on my way through to Heathrow on Friday.

I need to pack light so he'll fit in the suitcase, a big box of condoms (extra safe given his potency), a bottle of massage oil and some cystitis medication should be all I'm going to need.

Cor, richtea are you sure it's a doctors you work for?

I think cjwoof is probably the female Norman Bates: except the way she surprises her guests in the shower is by leaping in with a loofah and proceeding to do all manner of dastardly things...

Ooh pixie I promise I'll have him ready for you. We'll practise fitting him into tight well perhaps not as tight as I'd like to be spaces in preparation for your journey.

Indeed orphan except Norman used to stab his guests. I prefer my guests to puncture me in other ways.