Swagger Inn 80 - What Do We Want? MUSKETEERS IN BILLOWY SHIRTS! When do we want them? Erm... All the time actually please.

[LetUsPrey]

I like to be polite.

Come on in wenches.

Just over 24 hours to go!

DH & DS1: at soup not God
Me: "That was an ad-lib"
DH: "What?"
Me: "He ad-libbed that line & it was so funny they left it in"
DH: "How do you know that?"
Me: "Ohhhhh, I know all the inside secrets....."
DH & DS1:

I doubt trippy soup is low carb. all starchy root vegetables! nothing that the poor eat is low carb tbh. for low carb you might want to dine with the king.

DD & I told DS anout the 'soup not God' line & even he thought it was funny!

In fact, I am ring-fencing a good chunk of tomorrow morning for a nice cup of tea and an hour with four very sexy men.

Thing is. If he WAS sat on your sofa, giving you the stare, well how would you ever do anything ever again? Except fall deep into a stare/amazing sex vortex whirl? Frankly I'm astonished Mrs Cabr gets anything done whatsoever. Ever.

Well.....one desperately sexy man, one quite sexy man and a couple of moderately sexy men.

Aaaaannnnnd we're done.

I am so tempted to do some of DS1's room in Apricot Crush . And yy Comtess to even a little bit of time to yourself. Even driving to work with my music of choice or an hour on the ipad when DS1's at karate makes all the difference I think for me.

Anyway, Musketeers. Everything's that's already been said. Soup not god got a laugh from DH and I was giggling away. All I can think to say is Aramis phwoooaaaarrrrrrrrr

at the StareTM/amazing sex vertex whorl

You'd never want to escape

Sparkle - I had more or less the same conversation with DH and DS1 re soup not god

I am dying to rematch this weeks ep....it's streets ahead of weeks 2 and 3

re- W atch

The turd that is the Apple autocorrect strikes again

I tell you what, I'd give up wanting to do anything else ever again if he was on my sofa giving me The Stare.

See, this is the Next Step following my diluted version in a computer shop in Regent Street. 2016's New Year Resolution is going to be a very ambitious one.

Apple fucking changes it to rematch for me Every. Frigging. Time.

Elk . Two of my favourite things in the world. Tom Burke and a lovely cuppa.

Well on the chest hair front. I've known Mr C since he was 19. He had a totally hair free chest.

He now has a full rug of chest hair, and a pleasing 'teddy bear patch' of hair on his tum. And then a thin line downwards between the cum gutters.

So you could say I've put hairs on his chest.

Catching up with the thread

to all those hosting parties & family today

I spent ages trying to work out why Thomas in 'Up the Women' looked familiar letus, finally realised I'd seen him on stage last year in a very different part!

I am familiar with the need for opening windows comtess. DS had a girl round this afternoon . Just the two of them . He was too embarassed to introduce her properly, so I think this may be the one he likes

[Painkillers] to sparks & helen

I know TB has let it all hang out before mrsbeee, but I can't see the others doing it & would he do it if the others haven't? None of the big names have revealed much flesh.

Bahahahaahahaha! Ohhh that's tickled me.

Thanks for the painkillers Fancy BTW.

Have this in return

Oooooof.

Arf at Comtess being the common denominator causing increasing chest wiggage....although with a test cohort of just two Comtess, I fear your conclusions may not be deemed statistically significant

Just caught up. It's amazing what we notice on rewatches that we didn't see first time around.

Very well done Elk. You're a star.

Doooo iiitttttt with DS's room LetUs. My dining room looks lovely.

Night all.

Mr C has just asked me what I'm tapping on about. I mentioned his chest hair. His reply;

'Ah, my carpet of virility'

I think Tom's carpet of virility is just a sign of prime of life fuckability. Yum.

I'm now singing 'fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckability' to the gas 'cook ability' song.

Night all

What are you trying to say about me sparks?

Ooof indeed, that would take your mind off any pain

I can't add to the chest wiggage data, ex was pretty hairy by the time I met him. Any new test subject would have to be fecking gorgeous in every other way for me to want to test the theory with him. I am not a fan of smooth-skinned men (especially since the last one I slept with had a disappointingly small cock).

Er, sparks, I think I see your point.....

'Carpet of Virility'

Fuckability that's the beauty of ....gas?

Please tell me you changed that last word?

Night apricot