Is there a hollyoaks thread??

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It's getting tense... even DP who "despises this shit" is watching open mouthed .

Did Joe have an affair with Kim?

Just watched now. Impressed at sienna handing herself in

Unfortunately she's actually handed herself into a butchers shop...

I still think THHK is Celine. For no reason other than she doesn't have any other storylines going on atm. Can't be Tegan because she has cancer, is in love with Ziggy, still hasn't found out it was Cameron who killed her parents, and she has the baby swap thing going on.

I found myself quite liking Teresa in yesterday's episode when she told Dodger she could look after herself, thanks very much; but then she got annoying again.

Oh I didn't realise the actress who played her also played mother roscoe. I don't watch 'enders but I knew there was a Kathy Beale in it at some point.

DP thinks TIHHK is Lindsey or Kim.

FGS - If they needed to write dodger out they should have killed him off. I'm pretty sure that had he taken responsibility for pushing will, given will has tried to kill him on at least 3 occasions, he would have had a successful self defence case. Yet another flippin' stupid storyline!

Agreed.

And Will isn't dead, it's not murder.

Just fighting. And Will started it. And everyone saw Dodger rescue Will from the boat.

I've just been on Wikipedia and according to it Mercedes, jacqui and Theresa all have the Same dad? I didn't know!

I thought Teresa was a cousin?

She calls Myra 'Auntie Myra'...

Yep I think cousin via Myra but sister via the dad?

Ste has to go to hospital!

You know what that means? He'll be got by TIHHK.

Yep I think cousin via Myra but sister via the dad?

WTF?

That's a bit Jeremy Kyle...

Mercedes husband Malachi had HIV.

The McQueens have bad luck don't they

I wish Ste was the next THHK victim.

I used to like Ste, but it all got too much. It's like the writers come up with a controversial/emotive storyline and then forget all the other characters but him.

Mercedes, Jacqui and Theresa share the same Dad, I think he was called William, he had an affair with Kathleen McQ which resulted in Theresa. There was a storyline several years back when it all came out as he wanted a kidney or something.

I thought that painting was okay.

Something different. Better than a close up of a flower divided into three sections...

So is Teresa dead then? And how many daughters has myra lost now?

No Teresa is still alive. So far the only mcqueen daughters who have definitely died iirc are Tina and Carmel. Jacqui was just pretending to be dead, Mercedes we're still not sure about, Michaela is alive but hasn't been seen in ages.

And Niall the murderous son died

That whole thing about the painting was just plain odd.

I feel sorry for Lofty.

Why wasn't Lofty in the painting?

Or was he represented by that weird dog?

Or was the weird dog Joe?

Lofty was not in the painting .

Not sure what the dog represents. Must be important though. Remember that this particular piece of work was done by the same artist who did Freddie's tattoos. The same man who wrote 'imagine' across someone's chest (I know he didn't really, but let's pretend). The dog must be of deep significance.