THE VOICE- Auditions week 2! What do we think of it so far?

[Raahh]

Rubbish

This is the show that really makes a person yearn for the halcyon days of Saturday night tv, and Morecambe and Wise. Hell, even Cannon and Ball

This week we have a hippy couple and twins. I hope the hippy couple are as good as JoS couple. They are called Billy Bottle and Martine.

I have salted peanuts and wine.

Fatal error in missing the looooong final note.

It's a rubbish song, anyway.

I hate all that Bublé shizz.

He was pleasant enough.

Up yer bum would have sounded great at the end. They'd've turned for that.

BoF- a final 2 minute loooooooong note is essential.

noisy this show does the unthinkable and actually makes x factor seem vaguely entertaining

Come on lad, you've got an excuse. Tell them to fuck off.

Ive got no pelvic floor but I dont go around broadcasting it.

I liked him. And his parents-from-Gogglebox.

Lol BOF

Buble, cool with the youth? Wow I'm out of touch.

Missing Simon and the crew too. Less chit chat on there. This is just boring.

I like him. He's like Darius without the naked testicles.

Mickey bubbles - cool with the yoof?

Tom has no clue what tourettes is. He thinks it's the name of a Parisian strip club from 1976.

Fucking wankers

He could be the next Doctor Who though. All is not lost.

The contestants have obviously been told to tell the judges stuff, so they can talk about that. Because otherwise it would expose the fact that the producers have already told them it all.

Oops. Sorry.

S'toma just thinks he's on a day trip I think. Nice people. Lovely teas. Mind you, long queues for the toilets and no gift shop to speak of.

If you can blow really well, eh?

That's one hell of an ugly shirt.

that is an atrocious shirt

And oooon it goes. 25 minutes too long.
DAUGHTER!!! CUTE!!!
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