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THE VOICE- Auditions week 2! What do we think of it so far?

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Raahh · 17/01/2015 15:57

Rubbish

This is the show that really makes a person yearn for the halcyon days of Saturday night tv, and Morecambe and Wise. Hell, even Cannon and Ball Grin

This week we have a hippy couple and twins. I hope the hippy couple are as good as JoS couple. They are called Billy Bottle and Martine.

I have salted peanuts and wine.

Wine
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Raahh · 17/01/2015 20:06

He's a wedding singer. Lovely.

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omnishambles · 17/01/2015 20:06

I am going to think of what the welsh (gay) dar should be called before the battle rounds.

CalamitouslyWrong · 17/01/2015 20:07

This one's had a hard paper round. 20!

squoosh · 17/01/2015 20:07

This guy musn't have received the memo I sent to all men banning the wearing of motherfucking bow-ties.

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Raahh · 17/01/2015 20:07

Oh- sob story

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chockbic · 17/01/2015 20:07

Jack Whitehall this one

Cocolepew · 17/01/2015 20:07

Dont say it dont say it

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Raahh · 17/01/2015 20:07

Shades of Gareth Gates and his 'stutter' here.

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RudolphUcker · 17/01/2015 20:08

Rhon-dar, shurely?

spudmasher · 17/01/2015 20:08

Tourette's? Is that a glug?? Is it equivalent to a Nan?

badRoly · 17/01/2015 20:08

But Squoosh, bow ties are cool.

chockbic · 17/01/2015 20:08

This could go badly wrong. Or right

BOFster · 17/01/2015 20:08

I'll get into trouble for this, but I so want him to say Up Yer Bum or something at the end.

omnishambles · 17/01/2015 20:08

Oh you bastard Rudolph.

chockbic · 17/01/2015 20:08

Or bastard

Cocolepew · 17/01/2015 20:08

Rhondas my really name. Thanks mum.

BOFster · 17/01/2015 20:09

I think light jazz can only be improved by a sweary interlude.

Cocolepew · 17/01/2015 20:09

Poundland Bubble

RudolphUcker · 17/01/2015 20:10

I'm with the Wrong of Bof. A little disappointed for the lack of swears.
I like his voice though.

chockbic · 17/01/2015 20:10

Will

Wanker!

NoisyBrain · 17/01/2015 20:10

Wow I never thought I'd be thinking what a talented bunch the X Factor contestants are...

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Raahh · 17/01/2015 20:10

That was abrupt.

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Cocolepew · 17/01/2015 20:10

Unlease the swearing.

RudolphUcker · 17/01/2015 20:10

Gah, the meanies. He was good.

Frozenchipsareawful · 17/01/2015 20:10

99p store surely. Quite a weak voice.