THE VOICE- Auditions week 2! What do we think of it so far?

[Raahh]

Rubbish

This is the show that really makes a person yearn for the halcyon days of Saturday night tv, and Morecambe and Wise. Hell, even Cannon and Ball

This week we have a hippy couple and twins. I hope the hippy couple are as good as JoS couple. They are called Billy Bottle and Martine.

I have salted peanuts and wine.

Medusa in a tablecloth. Love it.

Did...

Fucksakes, I thought she was going to give us Joseph and his coat of many colours
IT WAS GREEN AND YELLOW AND PINK AND BLUE AND OCHRE AND LEMON...

I fucking despise this song. Despise it.

This and Love Is A Battlefield by Pat Benatar.

PMSL! I was trying to place her BOF

Whats with the hair? Are you not supposed to brush those ringlets out. Shes like bonnie langfords doppleganger

Noo great songs

Ahh, you're stuck with Ricky now.

Rudolph!

Ricks will turn for anything it seems. She was ok, not great.

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Toms welsh radar is fucked

wtf with the Welsh and S'Toma? I'm English. I don't get my pants in a twizzle for Elton John.

Tom used to sing in the dog and duck there

does 'my granny used to sing with you' actually mean 'you boned my granny back in the day'?

He is not going to pretend he remembers Margaret, is he?

Has Ricky got commitments booked that mean that he doesn't want too many Voice contestants after the first couple of rounds?

there is some very bad hair going on.

Regan was the girl in 'The Excorcist'

Everyone knows everyone in Wales.

I hope she stays in. I like to get the use out of a joke. Specially a Nan joke.

And one of The Sweeney characters

Ricky will spend 2 weeks looking anguished he can't turn because he has filled his quota.

Or something.

Its an english Pugsy!

Rick looks very bored