THE VOICE! It's back. Spinny chairs at the ready.

[Raahh]

Ok- so we know it has been pretty rubbish, and we are hard pushed to remember who won last year. We hate ourselves for watching- and it doesn't help that Rita Ora has taken over the 'annoying female judge' spot'. Bill.Je.Suis, S'Tom, and Rickaaaay are back though.

But I know I will end up watching.

'Highlight' tonight includes a performance by none other than the daughter of the one from Hear'say who ended up in Corrie. Whose name escapes me. Oh, and someone who has already had a top 40 hit.

It starts at 7pm. That's a bit early. I have no

At least they won't eviscerate her, X Factor-style. Although sometimes people being nice to you makes it worse.

Stop trying to be nice, S'Tom. She was rubbish.

Id throw my mic at them if they said they should have turned around.

She really wasn't any good, so there's nothing to be sorry for.

Why are they sorry? Cos she has lovely swishy hair and is therefore worthy?

Always eastenders love

The seed of doubt was all those bum notes rick.

Willywonty is as obscure as Eric Cantona. Next we'll have something about seagulls.

She would fit in it Hollyoaks-interesting Manc/Scouse twang.

Nerves and probably too young and immature. Guess they thought she might get a bye through her mum.

"You've got an incredible opportunity to go away now"- THAT'S a glass half-full talking

Why are we dwelling on the reject??

Has Kym Marsh changed husbands again?

Nobody else gets slo-mo running.

Skater dresses are nobodies friend.

DRAMA!

Yeah, just bog off! Stop saying she wasnt bad, being nice!

She was terrible but doesn't she look like her mum!

She probably wouldn't have even got on to the tele had it not have been for who her mum is

Ze seagulls follow ze bulldozer...

What is Bill on a bout?

Oh no- a returnee!!

Just engaged - again- according to OK ( hairdressers is my excuse). Bet she goes to a vocational school.

Rita is quite exotic looking. DH seems interested this year

So what is Rita's ups? Cheating on her boyfriends? Because it isn't her music or her look.

Lord. My mum would have given me a stony glare all the way home on the bus. And coal for dinner after that. No slo-mo running from her.