THE VOICE! It's back. Spinny chairs at the ready.

[Raahh]

Ok- so we know it has been pretty rubbish, and we are hard pushed to remember who won last year. We hate ourselves for watching- and it doesn't help that Rita Ora has taken over the 'annoying female judge' spot'. Bill.Je.Suis, S'Tom, and Rickaaaay are back though.

But I know I will end up watching.

'Highlight' tonight includes a performance by none other than the daughter of the one from Hear'say who ended up in Corrie. Whose name escapes me. Oh, and someone who has already had a top 40 hit.

It starts at 7pm. That's a bit early. I have no

Bulldozers!? What are they giving them back stage?

A returning reject. Excellent.

squoosh I like a skater dress!

Seagulls on his shirt, spooky karma?

When will they learn that when the judges say 'try again in a year' what they really mean is 'you're crap but I'm feeling awkward and want you to leave the stage with minimum fuss'.

*USP NOT UPS.

Odd re the Hollyoaks mention, as Kim STOLE the boyfriend of Cindy from Hollyoaks. That's her new man.

Hes awful

I think Rita was born in Kosova- or has Kosovan parents.

Wake me up when he's done

I'm sure you look very fetching in a skater dress Fairy. It's all the other people I mean.

Cabaret. You'd never buy his album or go to a gig

I don't think the UPS guys would have time to shag Rita. I believe their rounds are very intensive.

He wasnt magic - tragic more like. However rita ( was told to) turned...

Zebra- it was sort of a deliberate mention. Only i couldn't remember whose bloke she'd pinched

He was dull.

What exactly is Rita wearing?

'You were really in sync with yourself'.

DH says rickaaay said on radio 2 that someone is whispering in the judges ears to sit forward and put their hands on the button, to make it suspensful [hahaha]

In synch with yourself ?!

Is that an unfortunate mole, or a spot?

He wants a girlfriend.

She will eat him for breakfast.

Can believe that, try to hype it up. No surprises.

In sync with yourself is a euphemism for wanking surely.

Dh reckons a cold sore.

Dh just said the same thing!

About eating him up…