THE VOICE! It's back. Spinny chairs at the ready.

[Raahh]

Ok- so we know it has been pretty rubbish, and we are hard pushed to remember who won last year. We hate ourselves for watching- and it doesn't help that Rita Ora has taken over the 'annoying female judge' spot'. Bill.Je.Suis, S'Tom, and Rickaaaay are back though.

But I know I will end up watching.

'Highlight' tonight includes a performance by none other than the daughter of the one from Hear'say who ended up in Corrie. Whose name escapes me. Oh, and someone who has already had a top 40 hit.

It starts at 7pm. That's a bit early. I have no

Reckon you might be right there, BOF.

Cue fire songs, burning down the house, sex on fire, fire?

He's a bit puny for a firefighter, no?

Copper piping

Copper piping

I have the slowest internet connection in the world tonight.

He looks a bit like Calvin......

OMG I like someone!

That bloke looks like Ricky, crossed with Lewis from hollyoaks years ago.

Why doesn't he have a scary maw too?

He will be doing some biffy clyro next round

Hey just said, he's doing that scottish thing where you just talk and it sounds like you're singing.

YY to sex on fire being an inevitability.

What was the song the fireman sang called?

Lewis from Hollyoaks! That's a eagle celeb spotting eye you have!

Danny O'Dodgems

I wouldn't ride that at all. Aherm.

Did you see clavin in the armani ads?

Well, we know Rita likes Scottish men. But what can this one do for hr career?

Awks when the fiancee is in the next room.

The hair's a bit strange no?

Lewis from Hollyoaks is dead right

I like this bloke, he sounds like Billy Connolly.

I like this bloke too.

No Showy. It's spelt roide.

Her fringe never moved when she lay backwards there, don't light a match near her. Between her bri-nylon and hairspray she'd go up like a match.

Her fringe never moved when she lay backwards there, don't light a match near her. Between her bri-nylon and hairspray she'd go up like a match.

Ooh coco have just googled. He does look hawt.

Is this lass going to get up and dry hump him?