THE VOICE! It's back. Spinny chairs at the ready.

[Raahh]

Ok- so we know it has been pretty rubbish, and we are hard pushed to remember who won last year. We hate ourselves for watching- and it doesn't help that Rita Ora has taken over the 'annoying female judge' spot'. Bill.Je.Suis, S'Tom, and Rickaaaay are back though.

But I know I will end up watching.

'Highlight' tonight includes a performance by none other than the daughter of the one from Hear'say who ended up in Corrie. Whose name escapes me. Oh, and someone who has already had a top 40 hit.

It starts at 7pm. That's a bit early. I have no

He is NOT 16. And I say that as a 43 year old woman who is the height of a 9 year old.

INAPPROPRIATE

He looks like he should be sliding around on his knees at a wedding disco.

Still, at least they got a nice trip down the big smoke, hey?

danny was so cringey

What's the age limit?

I fear fir themfif they dont turn, mummy looks like she'd deck them.
Tom is really going to be confused over gender on this one.

Norman McBates.

This is nor good. I'm getting Krankies vibes.

Danny was ok. I,liked him standing on the chair to spin around. He had class.

Oh dear God poor boy whose mother has been giving him false hope.

Ricky about to wet himself

School's gonna be fun on Monday then...

He looks younger than my 12 year old. 16!!

Pete, not high enough clearly. Poor boy.

Hes not 16. Liars.

He'll be back. Or on BGT. Probably not X Factor.

he looks like he could do with eating some veg

He was rubbish. His mum should be ashamed of letting her 6 year old son enter this.

squoosh!

I've not long turned over - it's taken me three songs to realise that's not Jessie J!

Mini eggs are here. Too ruddy late

I'm in Glasgow and can confirm that the average height for a man in this city is tall for a Borrower but short for a human.

He could come back when he's been through puberty.

S'Tom really doesn't get the point of the show, does he?