THE VOICE! It's back. Spinny chairs at the ready.

[Raahh]

Ok- so we know it has been pretty rubbish, and we are hard pushed to remember who won last year. We hate ourselves for watching- and it doesn't help that Rita Ora has taken over the 'annoying female judge' spot'. Bill.Je.Suis, S'Tom, and Rickaaaay are back though.

But I know I will end up watching.

'Highlight' tonight includes a performance by none other than the daughter of the one from Hear'say who ended up in Corrie. Whose name escapes me. Oh, and someone who has already had a top 40 hit.

It starts at 7pm. That's a bit early. I have no

I can't get over the fact he's 16!

In more combining no - marks from different singing competition show news, guess who Danny O'Dodgems was on hols with at New Years?

Yup, only Tulisa yeah, DM link.

Ha ha, s tom and the men / woman thing ?

Seems like a nice kid, but mum needs to let him be his own person.

I'm a weegie too. 5'8 is a giant.

"You are going to walk off these stage and get your head flushed down the Academy bogs..."

I have never watched The Voice before & I can't believe how bad it is. Why don't they tell them the truth, some of them just can't sing!

squoosh- I should have been born in Glasgow.

stop saying you're going to cry Rita

Danny and Tulisa! Oh no. Love his ghostly white skin though.

Am I allowed to be a little bit in love with Will?
And Ricky?

I've had this show on for precisely 9 minutes and Ora is Oready Annoying

Will doesn't realise that inferring one is wet has a different interpretation in these parts, does he?

Rita finds it hard to say no - explains the shagging, then

Deep fried Mars bars have stunted his growth

Enough already with the 'I should've turned shoite'.

You didn't.

Move on.

I do like Rita though.

Ds1 has gotten taller than his dad now. He's about 5'7 these days.

Now- that piece of paper will be soggy, soon enough...

and I don't mean tears

I've just clicked that link. I reckon that Tulisa was selling him coke and he was trying to pay in copper piping.

You should gave Raah, you could look down on all the teeny men.

Has Bill said dope yet?

Rita's hair is a bit Coolio

Ooh a firefighter you say [shallow]

Why didn't steven say he was from Kirkcaldy?

This is who rita creams over I think.