Swagger Inn. The Morning after the Night Before. BBC Musketeers (Thread 75)

[MiladyBeaWinter]

All welcome. Every Friday at 9pm but let's face it well be here all year week. Here's a little something to wet your appetite.

Oh well that'll work well then Fancy .

When do we start?

Looks like I can be flexible comtess, although I will be busy between 9 and 10pm on Friday night.

I just spat out my (tiny glass of) wine at man creche ......oh you wenches are gold!

I want in......and I can be very flexible

Secrets of The Musketeers!!!!!

OMFG BBC!

^It's brilliant & I want one for every episode Adrian.

Just listened to part of that radio interview. Accidentally switched it off and dont think I can hack listening to the start again.

So I thought Id write this. To save all the paint-by-numbers nobended local bbc radio presenters out there from having to even use their one brain cell in future, heres a paint-by-numbers style guide to doing a musketeers radio interview...

Nobend: Hello! Well and back for some swashbuckling fun, here in
the studio today I have the three musketeers! Luke Parchalino, Santeyeigoo Carbrara, Porthouse, and Arthur. Hello!

Musketeers: Mumble.

Porthouse: And a good day to you, my friend. Or, one might even choose to quip, perchance...

Nobend: Er, right. Well, how is it for you all, being back in the saddle, so to speak?

Musketeers: Mumble.

Porthouse: Its a journey. A journey of fire. A manly journey of fire. We've learned to speak each others language again. And that of the sword. And of the horse. Listen: neeeigh. Just a few syllables, but gradually, so we converse.

Nobend: Errrr...eh? I mean, hahahaha! So, have any of you crossed swords in real life?

Porthouse:

Tom: Well there was this one time, during a really fucking predictable radio interview...

Nobend: Brilliant!!!! And do you all get on amazingly on set and have loads of laffs and stuff?

Luca: Its sort of like, amazing, yknow, cos theres like, this, sort of amazing camaraderie between us, yknow, which is great cos, yknow, I love calamari. Mmm.

Nobend: So the series is a lot darker this year isnt it. Could you all now just trot out the lines about your characters that the PR has told you to repeat endlessly in interviews?

Porthouse: Identity. Courage. Depth. POWER. Like myself, Porthos has come a long way. But he isnt sure where he's been. And he doesnt know the way forward. You could argue that he's in dire need of a satnav. Like...

Santi: Charming but deadly.

Tom: This interview is taking me back to the time when we all watched my Alan Partridge DVD in my trailer.

Luca: Yeah! That bloke was brilliant. Pissed myself laughing. Nearly as funny as Jeremy Clarkson!

Etc.

what sparks said Adrian.

Absolutely fantastic, thanks for posting sparks, could only have been better with some Santi in it. I loved the chap who played Alvares going on about being able to get away with eating extra doughnuts.

What did surprise me was how much blue screen there was as I just didn't feel like I was watching special effects & digitally edited scenes, good work BBC effects/editing depts. (Of course my vision may have been affected by the wine drunk during both watches & the presence of Aramis)

PMSL

Luca is currently twibbling over Emma Willis. His taste seems to have improved at least.

Madame - that's fantastic

Less than 48 hours to go!

That was a great video. Special effects very impressive there.

Madame I am IN HYSTERICS in my kitchen. Oh hahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha! I tell you, if you hadn't already stolen borrowed Aramis for the night, I might have been tempted to give him to you.

That is INSPIRED & I wish we could show them. Can't wen send it via Jess P's fan mail address she's tweeted this week? Can't we???

Charming but deadly

Madame

Night all

Oh no no no no no, Luca's no 1 fan has tweeted that she's better looking than Emma W. Comtess I'm digging my nails into the palms of my hand!

Emma W? So he likes an older woman? Does that make me sound too much like his no 1 fan? Please tell me that's not for real, that some 11 yo fangirl/boy has hacked into their mum's once dormant twitter account?

madame Mwahahaha that is just so hilarious .

Just sooooooo fucking funny. I love it.

Mwahahahahaha

It's real Fancy. There have been dozens of those tweets. Toe curling doesn't even go there.

If Santi was on Twitter, on the other hand

Fuck! I'm all behind. Had to go and help with the A level maths. It's nearly broken me.

I come back to secrets of the Muskehounds and Madame Comedy Gold.

Lovely!

But then I looked to see about 'you know who' and I've been lured into reading all her tweets. Fucking hell. This is why Tom won't go on a Twitter.

I worry about people who put a hotel name and room number on Twitter to an actor. Poor cow, does she not know that there are some very nasty people in the world?

hahahahahahahahahahah Madame you have them totally nailed. I can't stop chuckling , MrE just asked if I'm enjoying myself!!

Brilliant, just brilliant!

Now you've lured me too!

back in a bit.

Where can I find this moron on Twitter....she doesn't show up on my feed thank christ

I'm trying very hard to be Team Roquefort, but he doesn't make it very easy by wearing a stupid hat on that Secrets video. Grr. The eyes still have it though.

Oh Elk that 'moron' phrased there has given me the giggles. Oh you lot are so funny.

Madame I am crying. Just superb. That is EXACTLY like they are.

Leaping yes I felt the same about that hat.