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Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol V

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icemist · 24/11/2014 22:12

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl related

Honorary Members:
Ben Aldridge
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icemist · 29/11/2014 06:34

Morning Smile

I'd never heard of milo manara before.

Up far too early with youngest. Might gonna need a lot of coffee today, unfortunately won't be rosabaya

Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol V
Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol V
Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol V
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Nickel45 · 29/11/2014 06:38

Up with my youngest too. Lovely pics to start the day, thank you :)

stressybird · 29/11/2014 06:51

Morning all and welcome newbies.

I am seriously going to have to find some way of being able to stay on top of this thread, as I can't cope with all the fanfic/photos/drawings and general madness in one sitting!

So to summarise my life in the last few days. Lots of post-OG life change inspired things going on. Had a brand new hair do, colour, cut, fringe, the works.....and not only did DH notice, HE LIKED IT!

Loved my Stag pants from Sainsburys so much, I went on a mission to Tescos for their version (especially after reading they had bells on). Not a successful mission there sadly, but I suppose one pair's enough. Will just have to keep them for special occasions.

On the subject of Stag pants, I wore them to work. I'd had a particularly crap week and needed to cheer myself up (pre DH noticing the hair do).

Work mate (good one, not sly comment one, obviously...who incidentally has been UBER friendly this week..ha!) Anyway, I digress....

Work mate (WM) "You're happier today. What happened?"
Me "I treated myself to some new undies"
WM "Do tell"
Me "They have Stags on"
WM (choking on tea) "Did you just say they have stags on?"
Me "Yes. Stags. Well, possibly reindeer but I prefer Stags."
WM "Interesting"
Me "Do you want to see?" (I should add that quite a crowd were gathering now, all ladies though at this stage)

So, I did. Actually slightly dropped my trousers so I could, at the age of 40 something, show off my knickers. And the best bit?

WM "THEY'RE THE NUTS!!!"

I swear my WM's are looking at me with new respect.....(or again, do you think I'm just mistaking that for pity?)

SPOfficer · 29/11/2014 07:24

Morning everyone. Right, I have been burning the midnight oil again and present for your consideration Chapter Three: Operation Bulge. Hope it brightens up your Saturday!

The jeep headed at speed towards the detention block. The members of two section sat in silence. No one wanted to talk about what they had seen, fearing that to speak it out load would be to acknowledge the horrible reality of what was unfolding that night. That is until Mansfield Mike started to sing

"the zombie on the bus goes grunt grunt, grunt
Grunt, grunt, grunt
Grunt, grunt, grunt

But he was soon told to 'can it' by Major Morley.

Captain James looked across at the American "can you tell us what is going on sir?"

"We have been expecting an attack like this from the Taliban for a little while" began the Major.

"The Taliban sir?" Said Molly

"Oh yes private. They have started to fight this war on many fronts. It was only a matter of time before they tried the zombie angle"

The jeep pulled up outside the detention block and two section piled out.

In the distance a loud explosion was heard whilst the unmistakeable sound of small arms fire also reached their ears.

A US marine sergeant doubled over to the Major and saluted.

"Sir, that was warehouse two just being destroyed. They headed straight for it as if they knew what to look for"

"God dammit" said the Major. "We will need a plan B"

Turning to James the Major said "Captain we will need the help of you and your section. We are spread pretty thin tonight."

"Of course sir. What can we do?"

"Follow me" said the Major and led them through a door and into a briefing room.

"Take a seat, gentlemen and lady. What I am about to tell you is highly classified. For a number of months now we have been monitoring the activities of a small group of Taliban scientists who we suspected of developing a potent biological weapon, the results of which you have witnessed tonight."

"This pathogen has been developed from an organic based dye and has been packed into IEDs and ammunition. In this way it has affected the dead and wounded first, who can then go on to infect the living."

"Once infected the subject can be controlled through the use of biological markers such as pheromones. These have been employed to draw the victims from sometimes huge distances to this base"

Molly turned to James "that's how Geraint turned up here sir..and why he tried to jump you"

"Ere, is that because Bossman's got one of them ferret stones they like?" cut in Mansfield Mike

"Pheromones, penis head!" Rebuked Brains

Captain James looked at the Major. "You mentioned they make this stuff from some sort of dye?"

"Yes that's right" he confirmed. "Its most commonly used in ink"

Molly stiffened beside him "Sir, the pens! Bashira must have been sent out by her father to collect them for the scientists. Oh god this is all my fault!"

"No it isn't Molly, you can't blame yourself for this" James reassured her.

"Actually sir, she can. Molly gave her bloody hundreds" said Basvegas

"Yer" added Numbnuts "she was like a walking stationary cupboard."

"All right that's enough" ordered Kinders.

"So what's the plan?" Asked James.

"We have been able to infiltrate the scientists cell" Morley continued "We knew one of the ANA guys, Sohail, had stumbled across something but we couldn't risk anyone knowing we also had our suspicions. We, therefore, let him investigate his hunch, and monitored his activity through a highly sophisticated bugging device we were able to disguise within an item of novelty underwear"

Molly put her head in her hands "yep we have seen it"

"We called this surveillance 'operation bulge'"

A number of poorly disguised smirks broke out among some members of two section. Major Morley drew himself up "in honour of my grandfather"

Some barely suppressed giggling then broke out.

Major Morley glared at them "who fought in the WW2 battle of the same name!"

"Indeed" observed Captain James after a short pause.

The Major glared around the room then continued "From the information we were able to gather we think we have an antidote to the pathogen. It is a liquid solution within which the affected subject must be immersed. We have the antidote but our large holding container was in warehouse two and has been destroyed. If only we had something readily portable which can hold a large amount of liquid!"

All eyes in the room turned to Captain James.

"I might just be able to help you there" he said.

To be continued...,Chapter 4 In the Deep End

snumpy · 29/11/2014 08:05

Good morning everyone.

Another fantastic chapter SPOfficer. I really do think that you should publish this on fanfic it's 'the nuts' Grin

icemist · 29/11/2014 08:19

whilst youngest is asleep, i've c+p SPOs* zombie fan fiction into google docs. Here's the link

docs.google.com/document/d/1EpIBZuDre7dseHW6QznA_FjKZAVCQDJtVE9WBqHmjLw/edit?usp=sharing

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orphan · 29/11/2014 09:01

SPO thank you so much for not making us wait too long for Operation Bulge. Do I sense the paddling pool coming into play in the next instalment? And I agree with snumpy, it deserves a wider audience and should be on the fanfic site.

Thanks icemist you've pre-empted me asking if anyone had the techy skill to put it all together.

cherin · 29/11/2014 09:09

You ROCK!!! Oh gosh that was the best, so far. You managed to wave everything together, Bashira, pens, Mansfield mike, the stag thong, Sohail etc...capital!!!

icemist · 29/11/2014 09:23

now i've read it all in one go, its soooo got to be published SPO

although no-one will understand the novelty underwear bit but hey ho, we'll all know Grin

has anyone got anything more to add to our other fan fiction?

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Richtea19 · 29/11/2014 09:31

SPO. Mental or What! FanFic is awesome. I can't stop laughing about Basheria and the pens.... So funny. Yes, I totally agree a wider audience needs to read it.

Ilovelblue · 29/11/2014 09:43

icemist I thought those other two stood well as they were as they take us to the start of ep 4. We could perhaps add a second chapter if we want to move away from the storyline as other writers have done. What do you think?

Nickel45 · 29/11/2014 09:53

So brilliant SPO , how you manage to get everything in is amazing!
(Watching ep 3 isn't quite thevsamevany more!!)

Off to a muddy field, have a good day everyone!

Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol V
Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol V
Nickel45 · 29/11/2014 09:54

(Zombies must have got into my keyboard ..... Watching ep 3 isn't quite the same any more!! You know what I mean!)

icemist · 29/11/2014 09:55

I think so too.

We'll need to look into publishing them on fan fiction. Am out for the day shortly (taking 5yo to cinema for 1st time) but can help later.

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Ilovelblue · 29/11/2014 10:03

I am busy too. Friends for lunch so need to focus and start cooking. Back tonight or sooner maybe. Have a good day!

SPOfficer · 29/11/2014 10:20

Thanks for pulling it all together icemist. Very happy for someone who knows what they are doing to put it on a fan fic site. Don't mind what name it's given. NMThread might be nice since as far as I'm concerned its a joint effort.

AuroraDR · 29/11/2014 10:29

SPO you have out done yourself, you really are a keen and eager solider.

I agree with the others you should publish it on fanfic.
Looking forward to the next instalment.

A little picture for you.

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orphan · 29/11/2014 10:38

Was funny this morning. Picture the scene: orphan and her dp in bed (don't worry, not going to go a bit Milo Manara here), dp watching Walking Dead with head phones on (desperately trying to finish the series before it goes off iPlayer). Dp turns to orphan and asks "Are you sure you don't want to watch with me?" (Subtext: stop asking me what's going on and what Andrew Lincoln's saying now)
Orphan replies "No, not really interested in zombies" and returns to reading SPO's zombie fic, (trying to suppress involuntary laughter at bulge and pen references).
Oh what fun it is leading a secret life!

orphan · 29/11/2014 12:30

By the way don't know why I referred to myself in the 3rd person. Must really be going loopy!Shock (Orphan retires to lie down and take stock of her life.)

firegirl · 29/11/2014 13:21

Only 25 days until Santa brings me my Our Girl DVD. I can't wait! Thankfully I have all you lovely people to keep me entertained and fuel my obsession till then. Enjoy Saturday everyone, will check in later.

SPOfficer · 29/11/2014 13:37

Afternoon all. Can't believe Christmas is creeping up on us firegirl. That's hilarious Orphan. Thanks for the photo Aurora will inspire me for my next literary foray.

Had a moment of admiration for LTs oral control skills this morning (that actually sounds a bit dodgy now I have written it). Was having my breakfast and tried to say something with my mouth full of cereal. Most of it ended up on my lap, down my front and dripping from my chin. Youngest DS found it hilarious. That's why I will never be a great actor.

Smurfingreat · 29/11/2014 14:08

Don't worry SPO, I think your future lies in writing - thanks for the latest installment. Grin

orphan · 29/11/2014 15:59

Oh dear, dp knows me too well. He was telling me about an incident he witnessed whilst away with work this week. A man who turned out to be a plain clothes police officer had had to step in and deal with the situation. Dp was saying how impressed he was with how the man had handled the situation and his 'quiet authority and command'. At this point he must have noticed something about my expression, because he paused then said with resignation, "You're picturing Captain James, aren't you?" And I admitted that indeed I was...
Oh well, am going out for dinner à deux tonight (with dp!) and will try to give him my undivided attention.

apsara03 · 29/11/2014 16:49

Oh orphan I think we all would be, which pose though? I had him (I wish) in the ops tent, hands on hips, legs slightly akimbo, mission maps on table.

Thanks for the latest chapter SPO loved how you wove everything in

cherin · 29/11/2014 16:51

Lucky both of you!! Make the most of the opportunity, don't wipe cabbage over his hand, and have lots of flirtingfun!!

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