X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

And just look at him. What a total arse.

David Guetta looks like a DJ at an Italian Eurocamp.

What did she do for Love? Was it the same as Meatloaf wouldn't do?
I think we should be told.

Arf at him bounding on to the stage grinning like a pissed up Labrador

What exactly does Guetta do?

Guetta is another one that looks like a production line reject.

How is this David ghetto feat her? She seems to be more prevalent than he is!

He's like Wanger's skinny brother.

• Jesus production line reject. Missed out Jesus there earlier.

that would be Saturday. My iPad has a poltergeist.

There's still a Sunday show. We just get to lose one tonight too, and 'enjoy' this shite.

Apparently she recently ditched her husband for love.

ARF at her headband. It looks like one of those ones that desperate mothers put on bald babies, to indicate they are girls

Wanger ha he really is

No matter what Emilie does she's always utterly dull.

Urgh YES at Italian Eurocamp. He is Eurocamp Jesus Tribute Act.

Well that was shite

Rudy- she did anything- but she didn't do that

Apparently.

David, Guetta a proper job.

I sure have Sqoosh. And seeing as it was only £4, it was cheaper and better than a Haagen Dazs. And you bet I am classy!

I agree that it seems to be her feat. wanger's skinny brother.

Oh shut up David.

Rudolph I was just wondering the sme thing, seems like its a secret between those two only.

Is he high or something?

I am LOVING HER, and laters we will be making the sexings.

Is Guetta on glue?