X FACTOR- and it's Whitney versus Elton week. A.K.A 'Melisma' week...

[Raahh]

or' Shouting and over emoting week'.

And once again, no-one is doing 'Song for Guy'

Andrea Faustini
I Have Nothing

Lauren Platt
How Will I Know?

Only The Young
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Stereo Kicks
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Ben Haenow
I Will Always Love You

Fleur East
I’m Every Woman

Stevi Ritchie
I’m Still Standing

All the usual suspects, song-wise, are present. Even managing to shoe-horn 'I'm every woman' in, even though it's a cover.
Looking forward to Lamenting Lozza, making HWIK sound like a funeral march.

Despite the theme, I am disappointed 'Don't let the sun.' isn't the Nik Kershaw song 'I won't let the sun...' Wouldn't be unusual for Louis to completely mess up the theme, after all.

And it's a double elimination. Will Melty 'still be standing' by Monday? Will the fact OTY are doing something grown up and serious for once , be their downfall?

See y'all later. I am in homework hell. Is it too early for ?

Rudy

Stevi's Dad looks like he'd be good value in the post show bar.

In fact, have, as used ' instead of *

The nest stage invasion will be by the OLEEDEYUNG guy.

what?

They are filling this half-an-hour with ads I see.

I wish Peter would go to Iceland and fucking stay there.

I think Ben and stevi will go

How is that instant ink thing supposed to work?

Is it wrong that I'd quite like to try that Iceland ice-cream that's shaped like a champagne bottle?

Lee Evans is about as funny as piles.

Are- was definitely earlier than that- as they sang it at the AIDS concerts (after Freddie Mercury died). I think.

He can climb into one of the freezers.

Peter needs to come over to my local Iceland. I bet he will never step his foot in one after that ever again.

I badly want to see ONLYEDEYUNG man. Fuck it, and his Nan too. And any siblings: alive, dead, dancers - let's have 'em all.

Everything this man does sounds the same.

squoosh yes it is wrong, very wrong indeed

I may have to mute this, such is my loathing for David guetta.

David Guetta looks like that creepily tiny man with the blonde choppy bob who is on baaaad american sit coms. You know. Him.

You mean to tell me you haven't yet sqoosh? It is rather good. But not as big as I imagined it to be.

I thought so nancy

Aww, here's Emile pretending she's playing the joanna.

What has she done to her hair? It's like an Austen adaptation.

Jeezus, for a moment there I thought Sande had let her hair go all Edith Piaf

Is there still a Sunday show are the now giving the results on a Satarday?

Ooooh have you tried it dillite? You're a woman of taste and style so if you say it's okay........