X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

I lost my internet connection, but there was lots of ranting about sexist bastard X Factor knobheads putting dancers in champagne glasses. I might complain, it's so depressing

I remind myself that my boobs are real Little

Creepy Clunt, good nickname

Time for a malteaser hot chocolate, me thinks.

Architect showbiz fingers

Haha I didn't think it was that bad

Rudy- Cheza always says props, and for Mel, someone is always on point (or not).

They have no original thoughts

I was pondering it, Noel. It must be the most depressingly sexist show on TV. nothing else puts women further back, excepting perhaps Loose Women.

Jill. More than slightly creepy.

Noisy has your husband considered wanking off ?

Boots advert - just as moving as Sainsbos and not half as exploitative imo

At least the loose women are wearing clothes. thankfully

True Rudy true

Thank god for that, calamity.

I want a car that parks for me.

Love the boots ad too. More normal than the others.

Rahh your right if mine look pathetic again I'll warn them about the knife.

I'm a Celeb tomorrow

boots ad made me cry. sainsbos didnt. john lewis ad made me sob.

dill we haven't reached that all important 'which animal would you rather wank off?' stage in our relationship yet, but I'm guessing he hasn't

(we watched a doc about killer whales the other night and people in sea world actually have to do that deed)

Imagine loose women in their underwear. At lunchtime.

Little absolutely- not worth the pain!

And for the feminists watching - Little Mix. Representin' all the wimmin.

Did he just call them Studio Kicks?