X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

He's still crap, even with a band. If I could find the bloody remote, I'd turn over.

He wears hideous hats and his dd wears hideous hair accessories

She ain't Dita Von Teese

Did he go to new york in the navy?

This is so laboured. Westlife did it better

I'm leaving today
We live in hope wink

^^ THIS

They would have been better off without the cursory nod to empire state of mind

he really thinks he is great

That was very shit.

Pete how about this place? www.oseaisland.co.uk/

Honestly, the glass dancing. It was basically sitting down pole dancing.

Did Simon just out Louis ?

Yay louis

BOF- it's a bad day when you hear yourself say that.

Far too expensive for me too, dillite. I could easily imagine myself there though.

OH just said he'd rather wank off killer whales than listen to Clunt sing again.

I hate him more than any other contestant in the history of television

Please let Clunt go home. His daughter needs him.

Simon is playing games.

Everytime they show Cheryl I can't stop looking at her boobs. Mine are Jealous.

Clunt really comes across as an arrogant wanker. Especially when he's thanking people.

OH just said he'd rather wank off killer whales than listen to Clunt sing again.

Love it.

oooh- Chezza!

Cheryl always starts her disses with a compliment. She should be a uni tutor- Your work is utterly shit, but I do like how you present yourself (as said to me by my tutor at uni).

Something slightly creepy about him.

Can we not go ONE WEEK without Chezza fezza vezza giving someone 'props'?
Are they all so very unstable that she feels the need to shore them up? Is it some kind of engineering in-joke? I'll have to give you a Flying Buttress. LOLZ.