X FACTOR- Hallowe'en RESULTS Show

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Was worried the other thread would get full, from the excitement.

And at least I can watch this live.

So- second one to leave, who will it be?

They were all pretty dire, weren't they?

He does know we know. His soul must be about to put up the 'last few plots remaining' sign.

*miming
Though mining might be a more suitable career option than singing.

Boris, your husband is sleeping on the floor tonight, I take it?

Louis is really not happy, is he?

Boris- she should have been a miner.

Go Pugs!

Soundtrack of his life, arf.
CD 3 :Despair
Everything from Gareth Gates to Joan Lewis

I bet Dermot prays every year for the X-factor to be finally cancelled and for his soul to be set free.

Cheer up Louis!

She is miming, she admitted to that last week,. Something to do with not having time to change costumes or some shit because she can't sing live

I think Flobbie is in trouble. Nobody likes a cocky sulker. Or a sulky Cocker.

Rudy Poor Dermie.

Rudolph is when a squat is attempted in an apparently sexy manner!

what happened to my strikethrough?

Good god no

Dermot is starting to look enviously at Vernon Kay and the Family Fortunes gig

Rudolph a 'slut drop' is when a dancer suddenly squats to the floor and then rolls the body up again. She may or may not bounce up and down for a while whilst squatting.

I think Flobbie is gone too

So close!

Urgh. Fleur AND Jay through. Seriously?!

Crap! Can't believe Clunt escaped the sing off

U2- the usual excuse is dance moves- not being able to dance and sing at the same time.

She's shit at both though

FFS- Clunt

U2 - but she did change costumes.

Y9 detention v Lola. Bye Lola.

Fishy V MasterB8

Shows what I know
So Fishy vs Year Nine Detention. They'll keep the Masturb8-ers.