X FACTOR- Hallowe'en RESULTS Show

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Was worried the other thread would get full, from the excitement.

And at least I can watch this live.

So- second one to leave, who will it be?

They were all pretty dire, weren't they?

Both my DDs now practising 'slut drops'. Thanks Cheryl.

Hearing loss

Her eyes are so wide as she's trying not to nod off throughout her own shite song

Even 'it feels so very good to say I swear' would have sounded better.

Chezza Fezza Vezza doesn't even sound like she's really singing, but that can only be a good thing.

She sang, I don't care and DH said 'nor do we'

She's dire. Which is one way to make the acts look half decent.

Wish I could do squats like that.

< must go to gym >

Slithy: I suspect she has a pretty excellent producer who can make any old shit sound how ever he (maybe she, but less likely given the structure of the music business) wants.

How was the career when you weren't sucking Simon's arse on X Factor Biffa?

Oh really?

Funny that.

'That's how it's done'. Oh Dermott, you liar.

I wonder if anyone enters these competitions

and I wonder who on earth votes, although apparently you get free votes if you have the app (I don't)

Remarkably forgettable.

Miming, trying to do the wide eyed innocent look and a slut drop while wearing thigh high boots?

Classy!

fluffing- when the person reading them couldn't pronounce 'considerably'

The way she was wriggling about reminded me of the five year olds at school when they are lining up for lunch and want the loo!

Are they just calling her 'Cheryl' now because nobody gets cares her surname right?

Dermot is selling his soul by inches and HE KNOWS WE KNOW.
He cannot be frothing over indie music on his radio show, and then think any of this old shite is as good as he claims. Cannot.
Do you not have enough money now, Dermie? Enough tight trousers?

Thanks Chezza for the laughs!! It was supposed to be ironic???

Really cheered a miserable bunch in our house up tonight. Priceless.

What on god's green is a 'slut drop'?
I am not sure I approve of the name and I am quite sure I cannot approve of the dance.

Here we go....

I think DH fancies Chezza. I wanted to foward her mining and rubbish dancing act but he didn't want me to

Louis looks pissed off- has he had a tip-off?