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X-FACTOR 18/10- It's 80's night! pt2

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dillite · 18/10/2014 22:10

here!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 19/10/2014 16:09

Fleur has a record deal as well as having previously been in a shit xfactor group. According to Wikipedia:

Fleur East (born 1988) is a singer from East London. As of 2013, she was signed to the record label Strictly Rhythm.[14] Her dream duet would be Alicia Keys.[1]

East used to be in the girl group Addictiv Ladies, who were on series 2 in 2005 but were eliminated in week 1 after ending up in the bottom two with Chico Slimani.[15] In 2012, she featured on DJ Fresh's song "Turn It Up" from his album Nextlevelism.[13] She also toured extensively with Fresh in 2012.[14][16] She has released two singles as the lead artist: "Broken Mirror" with Cutline and "Turn the Lights On" (produced by Culture Shock).[14] In 2013, she featured on Drumsound & Bassline Smith's "One in a Million", which entered the UK Singles Chart at number 53. On 3 December 2013, she self-released her debut EP She for free download.[17] One of the EP tracks, "Super Rich Royals", is a mashup cover of "Super Rich Kids" by Frank Ocean and "Royals" by Lorde.

CalamitouslyWrong · 19/10/2014 16:10

I'm pretty sure flobbie is thinner than Robbie is these days anyway.

He can be thlobbie.

CalamitouslyWrong · 19/10/2014 16:13

I hadn't realised that one of Y9 remedial music was that yodelling fucker either.

CalamitouslyWrong · 19/10/2014 16:14

Just in case you'd blanked the yodelling from your memory.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=g7C-O30eRPc

Jill2015 · 19/10/2014 16:15

I think, so far, they have nearly all murdered the songs. Hmm

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 19/10/2014 16:48

My RL dinner at a friend's place last night was great but I did miss watching with all of you Smile

Raahh · 19/10/2014 17:40

The number of returnees is getting ridiculous, I agree. I suppose they couldn't avoid mentioning that Flobbie and Deadbro had been on before, since it was so recent. Don't know how they didn't think we'd recognise Fakey, the number of other things sh's done. Too-Dull was a very recent contestant on BGT, but it's no surprise we didn't know who BigHair was .

I suppose if yodeller auditioned this year not yodelling cheating fucker then we wouldn't put 2 and 2 together.

Clunt is dull- no wonder he toured with the lovely Rebecccccca Ferguson. She was hardly a ball of personality. I liked her voice, but she was hardly dynamic. I bet that was a riveting concert Grin

New nn for Flobbie? NotFlobbie?

I need to do baths and ironing. I cannot be arsed Grin

PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 19/10/2014 18:49

I don't ever remember the returnees. To be fair, I don't remember most of the finalists either.

Jill2015 · 19/10/2014 18:50

Caught up today. Jeez they were underwhelming, overall.

RudolphUcker · 19/10/2014 19:05

Addictiv Ladies just made me shoot things out of my nose. I know not what.

squoosh · 19/10/2014 19:16

Not Flobbie = Nobbie?

I've been chuckling all day to myself over NanEater, Granny's too Tight To Mention and Gimme Gimme A Nan After Midnight. Grin

TheFairyCaravan · 19/10/2014 19:23

I was in the garden earlier singing "don't let your nan go down on me!" Blush Shock. I completely forgot where I was, thank god the neighbours were out! Grin

CalamitouslyWrong · 19/10/2014 19:27

It's a wonder they didn't make it big, isn't it, Rudolph? Grin I love how their 'best bits' is mostly simon saying how shit they are but letting them through anyway, making it very clear he's not happy about it.

It will be impossible to work out which of Y9 masterb8er the yodeller is because they all look the same.

CalamitouslyWrong · 19/10/2014 19:28

I think I might make it easier in myself an just call them the Y9 wankers.

CalamitouslyWrong · 19/10/2014 19:29

He could be thibbie (thin Robbie). Or Croobbie (cruise ship on the Humber Robbie)

CalamitouslyWrong · 19/10/2014 19:33

What are the odds that we get this at some point this series?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8wEIUZ7KI_A

NoisyBrain · 19/10/2014 19:46

Arf at Fairy
I'm so sad I wasn't on the thread last year to enjoy all things Nanfucker related. But then I had a 6 week old baby so I wasn't on this planet either.

Tiredemma · 19/10/2014 19:49

I could truly spend my entire day just talking about Nanfucker.

Raahh · 19/10/2014 19:51

Nanfucker was the year before, Noisy (we've been doing this for awhile).

Sadly last year's was a bit boring, really.

NoisyBrain · 19/10/2014 19:52

Lol, yes I realised my error as I stirred the bolognaise (not a euphemism). Last year must have been really boring as apparently I wiped it from my memory! Grin

CalamitouslyWrong · 19/10/2014 19:57

Nanfucker really was the high point of snarking at xfactor. The point where they gave you some material to snark at. It's such an effort to think of anything to say about the shite they give us now, never mind anything memorable.

Remember how up in arms the MN moral panickers got about nanfucker. It was marvellous.

squoosh · 19/10/2014 19:57

Nan took this photo of her favourite grandson.

TheFairyCaravan · 19/10/2014 19:58

Nanfucker was the gift that kept giving wrt to thread, probably not to our ears!

TheFairyCaravan · 19/10/2014 19:59

My roast dinner and apple pie might make a re-appearance now Squoosh!

Raahh · 19/10/2014 20:00

That picture has haunted a part of my brain all year.

Who are the guests, Dermie?