X-FACTOR 18/10- It's 80's night!

[Raahh]

This is the songlist for 80's night. Nice to see some Whitney for a change

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 2

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
One Moment In Time (Whitney Houston)

Jake Quickenden (deadbro)
Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Bonnie Tyler)

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
If You Don’t Know Me By Now (Simply Red)

Jack Walton (erm...)
Straight Up (Paula Abdul)

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Fame (Irene Cara)

Lauren Platt (erm..)
What A Feeling (Irene Cara)

Lola Saunders (Fishy)
Imagine (John Lennon)

Stephanie Nala (Too dull for a NN)
Call Me (Blondie)

Only The Young (Too nice for a nickname)
Come On Eileen (Dexy’s Midnight Runners)

Stereo Kicks (Mastrb8)
Boys Of Summer (Don Henley)

Ben Haenow
Jealous Guy (Donny Hathoway)

Fleur East (HairBear)
It’s A Shame (Monie Love)

Jay James (Clunt)
I’m Gonna Be – 500 Miles (The Proclaimers)

Stevi Ritchie (Sweep)
Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley)

Jay James (Clunt)
I’m Gonna Be – 500 Miles (The Proclaimers)
Is this a joke? I thought they like him??!

And why two Irene Cara tracks?

As you can see, I've forgotten half the nicknames. I have had a long week.

Anyway, off to do some market research . See you later.

Someone explina to me why Fishy Lola is in? Wasn't she out?

I did quite fancy Jake Quickenden during the auditions but not loving the new hair and fake tan - bit too Peter Andre for my liking.

Interesting if you google JQ you get a google message saying 'Some results may have been removed under data protection law in Europe. Learn more'
Wonder what that is?!

I like how we can entertain ourselves.

Can't rely on this shower of shoite.

I love the dog. I can't help feeling that matching your throw to it is asking for trouble, mind.

Lovely doggy too. Mine is doing the same, except she's snoozing on the sofa.

Did anyone see the Goggleboxers watching Fakey last night

Fuck I hate this one. Potato fucking gratin like it's something posh.

No WAY is Simone 4, Raah?

Oh look, Le Faux Poshaux.

Common as shite

Rudolph Fishy was a wild card

Girl with fake accent gives man lessons on how to fake a posh accent.

I can't bear her shameless ripping off of Marilyn. She is like a terrible drag act.

This one's an actress, she's playing a part, surely?

Is he yours slithy? He's gorgeous. I thought it might have been one of Simon ' s with an old contestant :)

Fakey looked like Captain Sensible in that clip

Fucking hell Pat Butcher

She can't sing.

Off off off

Rudolph- she is a wild card- all the judges picked one from the other groups.

Fakey is really irritating. With her stupid fake voice.

And yes, she's doing a Jessica Rabbit.in a very dodgy frock.

This ain't Fame.

So is her surname Jasmine? Cos I don't see it in Debretts.

I can't abide this. Who is going to buy this shit?

Is she about to shit her self, it would let relax her face

Ooh I missed the doggy, what a cutie

She is supposed to be a model but her skin is bad.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if some of the rigging fell on her head while she sang 'I'm going to live forever'.

Gives me a warm glow.

She looks like Letitia Dean.

That isn't a good thing.

She's got a Diana 'do'.

Yep. People will remember you love. Not for the right reasons.