X-FACTOR 18/10- It's 80's night!

[Raahh]

This is the songlist for 80's night. Nice to see some Whitney for a change

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 2

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
One Moment In Time (Whitney Houston)

Jake Quickenden (deadbro)
Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Bonnie Tyler)

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
If You Don’t Know Me By Now (Simply Red)

Jack Walton (erm...)
Straight Up (Paula Abdul)

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Fame (Irene Cara)

Lauren Platt (erm..)
What A Feeling (Irene Cara)

Lola Saunders (Fishy)
Imagine (John Lennon)

Stephanie Nala (Too dull for a NN)
Call Me (Blondie)

Only The Young (Too nice for a nickname)
Come On Eileen (Dexy’s Midnight Runners)

Stereo Kicks (Mastrb8)
Boys Of Summer (Don Henley)

Ben Haenow
Jealous Guy (Donny Hathoway)

Fleur East (HairBear)
It’s A Shame (Monie Love)

Jay James (Clunt)
I’m Gonna Be – 500 Miles (The Proclaimers)

Stevi Ritchie (Sweep)
Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley)

Jay James (Clunt)
I’m Gonna Be – 500 Miles (The Proclaimers)
Is this a joke? I thought they like him??!

And why two Irene Cara tracks?

As you can see, I've forgotten half the nicknames. I have had a long week.

Anyway, off to do some market research . See you later.

Squoosh - I haven't...maybe I'm a weasel fancier. I assumed everyone thought he was hot. This is reassuring - if I fancy men not many other people fancy, I should have a boyfriend in no time. Albeit a boyfriend who my friends think looks weasely.

You know that thing where really drunk people say something that makes no sense, then sit back and look at you like BOOM, they've just shut it down with their amazing words? That face?
MelB does that. She's like a little drunk person. Loud, obnoxious, nonsensical and boring. BOOM.

I will cheer up if she falls over on to her kebab though

This is awful tonight!!! Flat, timing wrong, made my ears want to turn themselves inside out!

If he wants to stay in with a chance of winning he needs to summon forth the ghost of his dead brother on stage.

SLITHY!!! Gorgeous, thank you!

What's the name?

Why are they messing around with EVERY song. It's good to have some difference from the original but why is every song 'deconstructed?!' Just sing the bloody melody!

Very cute slithy

Mel b is quite intimidating, i wouldnt like to be married to her!

Awwww slithy

YY exactly that Rudy

Aw,X Factor Baby! Want one...

Aww, who's is the lovely baby?

The songs are really boring me. 80s music does bore me though. I'm a bit over it.

Ooooh, gorgeous baby !

May I have ?

I can only guess that all the decent 80's acts refused to allow their songs to be defecated on. And John Lennon was unable to protest.

Mel lies. She shouldn't have picked a song that requires singing. She should have gone with one of the many, many camp, dancing around the stage songs the 80s did so well. He could have pulled off one of them.

Aww Slithy. So cute.

Even the dog is bored of tonight's shitfest

Juan - I dunno, maybe SLITHY just trawled Google images?

X Factor baby

Mine is a 4 year old diva .

Awww slithy he's such a cute one! His facial expression says 'why the hell did Granny say no to Bryan Ferry?'

I'm doing that face, right now Rudolph

And a smushy, fluffy dog!

Squoosh

Awww, lovely bubs