X-FACTOR- Yes, it IS Friday- but tonight at 9pm - it's the start of BOOTCAMP.

[Raahh]

It doesn't feel like a week since X Factor was last on, does it? ...probably because it isn't.

So, though we haven't recovered from Sunday- here is the first BOOTCAMP!

Tonight, Cheryl is choosing her final act- she has the girl's category. And no, you're right, we haven't been told that yet. It's like a whole section of the process has been mysteriously ditched.

Expect musical chairs, crying, and much wailing about making decisions.

Here's the song list

LOLA SAUNDERS
Cece Peniston – Finally

CHLOE JASMINE
Backstreet Boys – I Want it That Way

SHANAY HOLMES
Emeli Sande – Read All About It

STEPHANIE NALA
Chris Isaak – Wicked Game

ORLA KEOGH
S.O.S. Band – Just Be Good to Me

MONICA MICHAEL
Olly Murs – Troublemaker

KAYLEIGH MANNERS
The Lumineers – Ho Hey

TEN SENAH
Beyonce – Love on Top

EMILY MIDDLEMAS
Ellie Goulding- Anything Could Happen

CHLOE O’GORMAN
Whitney Houston – I didn’t know my own strength

LAUREN PLATT
Michael Jackson – Man in the Mirror

KERRIANNE COVELL
Sara Bareilles – Gravity

Sadly, Chezza has avoided being Raign's mentor. Which would have been fun.

See y'all tonight.

9pm

Joan Lewis's older sister.

Ah, that was the one who looks like Sissy Spacek in Carrie. We just need pigs' blood.

Kev Costner

Leather peggings and a flowery work shirt? Just NO!!!

If I tried wearing pleather pleggings, I'd look like a manatee squeezed into a bin bag.

ooh- we still have Clunty to come!

Ooh, did you catch Cheryl's twitchy bitchface there?

This guy is a dick

I love this chap.

Mingehead got the short straw. The really short straw. So short, it can hardly be called a straw at all.

He's still in his slippers

SLIPPERMAN!

In his slippers again, what's he like? Fool

He's got those trousers and slippers on again!

Was this guy in the army or did his brother die? I can't remember which sad story this guy had...

I just can't warm to this dude :-/

Why is he wearing aristo lothario yacht gear?

Fucking Not-Matt-Cardle

So- Clunt will take over from HatWomanWeDon'tRecognise, won't he?

Did he forget that he's alive?

This is the man behind the fall of the British Empire, isn't it?

he looks very miserable. It'll be the cold ankles.

Btw this is t by Leona Lewis, despite what the xfactor keeps trying to tell us,

Is he....

HAVING A STROKE?

Is he good or just hot..?

Bit shouty & off-key. But he does look a bit like young Kev Costner. Who I fancied a lot.