X-FACTOR- Yes, it IS Friday- but tonight at 9pm - it's the start of BOOTCAMP.

[Raahh]

It doesn't feel like a week since X Factor was last on, does it? ...probably because it isn't.

So, though we haven't recovered from Sunday- here is the first BOOTCAMP!

Tonight, Cheryl is choosing her final act- she has the girl's category. And no, you're right, we haven't been told that yet. It's like a whole section of the process has been mysteriously ditched.

Expect musical chairs, crying, and much wailing about making decisions.

Here's the song list

LOLA SAUNDERS
Cece Peniston – Finally

CHLOE JASMINE
Backstreet Boys – I Want it That Way

SHANAY HOLMES
Emeli Sande – Read All About It

STEPHANIE NALA
Chris Isaak – Wicked Game

ORLA KEOGH
S.O.S. Band – Just Be Good to Me

MONICA MICHAEL
Olly Murs – Troublemaker

KAYLEIGH MANNERS
The Lumineers – Ho Hey

TEN SENAH
Beyonce – Love on Top

EMILY MIDDLEMAS
Ellie Goulding- Anything Could Happen

CHLOE O’GORMAN
Whitney Houston – I didn’t know my own strength

LAUREN PLATT
Michael Jackson – Man in the Mirror

KERRIANNE COVELL
Sara Bareilles – Gravity

Sadly, Chezza has avoided being Raign's mentor. Which would have been fun.

See y'all tonight.

9pm

Raah she's swap fodder surely

Pugsy to win.
Quite like Flobbie too.

Noisy- definitely- don't remember her at all

Because hat woman is Sinetta

They're only going to let Louis speak tomorrow when he wheels out many bands we've not so much as seen a hint of and who're already signed to simon's label but languishing.

Can't wait to see Rain. Rein? Reign? Rayne? Rainne? Raigne?

-< gives up>

So, who will give up first- the x factor or my laptop?

If you were tasked with editing a bit pile of pre-recorded stuff into four weeks of xfactor auditions, arenas, boot camp and musical chairs, you'd make sure that you showed the auditions etc of everyone who got a chair. Wouldn't you?

Basic storytelling that.

Scarletohello

Crazy cow?

Draigne

The d is silent.

Rain rain go away.. Hahaha

As is the g

I think it's spelt Deranged and the 'de' and 'ged' are silent (but present).

Effluent would be a fair description of (d)raign.

Oh I hate this one. Second chances galore. And arrogance.

Oh man !!!

Her face was made for radio.

nailed it?? nailed???

I love chezzas bitch face

I can't this woman. She gives me the rage.

Louis is on drugs

This is dire.

Rrrrrraigne is a bit keen on the vibrrrrrraaaaaaatoooooooo isn't sheeeeeeeee

Someone needs to let her know that being able to wobble your voice doesn't make a great singer.

She's come as alannis mortise yet. And she's shockingly bad.

AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I hear this song and I'm 14 and snogging John O'Carroll.