Don't tell the Bride- the guy wants to get married at a filthy car park!

[dillite]

A fucking car park!

Oh my god look at the frock!

that dress was shit when it was new - I have missed the start, why is he looking at those dresses?

Because she likes old things, or something like that.

Has this man ever been to a wedding? Does he know what a wedding is? He seems totally clueless, he has bought her a white cotton frock?

He hates weddings and thinks everything about them is stupid. He hired a busker for entertainment!

I think he might get pushed off the roof of the carpark

This has got to be a wind up. No one can be that pretentious.

A pineapple? Oh heavens.

She'll love it. They always do.

"Ooh he knows me even better than I do".

Nerf - I think wanker is the word you need

Well, at least he isn't wasting thousands on a stag do.

Oh yes, that's the one. It appeared to have slipped my mind.

If he is as cool as he thinks what is he doing on the programme?

He's not too cool for 12 grand to waste on a party

Nerf i thought that was the case

Holly is a twat too

Yes Nancy very helpful of you.

Amazing- getting married on an old roof. It will be great if it will start raining.

I think this whole series is void - none of them actually get married so it's not a wedding!

Stinks though, pwahahaha

They are drinking in Bethnal Green - Hipsters, that explains it all

So he gets to spend loads of money on wanky fun and then a quick signing the next day. Not quite in the spirit if it is it?

Cross post! Great minds

He needs a manicure.

They are very good burgers!

I'm riveted. Really hope she jilts him at the non-altar.

That looks like a lovely houseboat.