Don't tell the Bride- the guy wants to get married at a filthy car park!

[dillite]

A fucking car park!

Do people not think of this? Before they let them lose?

That dress is awful!

My Nan used to wear things like that as a petticoat

that really is really bad, it looks like a toga a kid makes from a bed sheet

So that's a bit suspicious. Dress maker?

Why would you bother, I would make him buy something else and then push him off the carpark

The seamstress better be a magician to make it look decent.

The boats gorgeous.

The dress is fucking hideous.

Has she seen the trainers yet?!

Oh it's so achingly hip

There was a Mumsnetter who'd been on DTTB -- she had some interesting things to say re (a) the contract they stitch you up in at the start of the whole thing and (b) the pressure that's put on you through the process.

You think, James?

Interesting to compare and contrast DTTB with Marrying Mum and Dad on CBBC...

Ok after the necklace reaction they deserve each other

She have him a watch she already have him?

My kids are desperate to get us on marrying mum and dad

Marrying Mum & Dad is much better, DD is begging us to go on it

That dress is awful. Even it being a Westwood number doesn't save it.

I don't get these Londoners.

Christ if weddings are so beneath him why does he need £12k free to plan one. He's a twat of the top order

They're not actually getting married though.

God I bet those stairs stink of piss

I would kill my groom if he made me climb 6 floors up on my wedding day.

Yep Nancy it's a cobwebby piss smelly factory roof!

Flowers look nice though

She looks dreadful.

Yup . Shame. Trying very hard there James.