X FACTOR! 13/9- Tonight we are in the ARENA!! (spoilers, and all that, just in case...)

[Raahh]

Sadly, it's not the type of ARENA with lions and men in skimpy loin cloths.

Instead, we have contestants we have already forgotten, singing again (probably with a loud backing track and auto tune).

The acts will be singing:-

BRADLEY DENHOLM
Let Me Entertain You- Robbie Williams

BABALOLA EHIDIAMEN
It Will Rain – Bruno Mars

JAMES GRAHAM
I Can’t Make You Love Me – Bonnie Raitt/Adele

JALE ANTOR
Crazy Stupid Love – Cheryl ft. Tinie Tempah

THE COURTESANS
Delilah – Tom Jones

REBECCA JONES
Moon River – Andy Williams

CHARLIE BROWN
All I Do – Stevie Wonder

STEVIE TENNENT
Feeling Good – Michael Buble

PAUL AKISTER
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

LAUREN PLATT
How Will I know – Whitney Houston

INDIANA Ifill
I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige

LOU BOU
Pretty Hurts/Partition –Beyoncé

KIERON WINTER
Let her Go – Passenger

AMY CONNOLLEY
Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

We have Mickey Bubbles!

And some one daft enough to sing a Chezza song (which was bad enough to start with).

And not one but TWO Whitney songs!- We are being spoilt this week.

Bring and and and ear plugs.

Where is evil, nasty Mel? I am actually wanting her to make an appearance.

BOF!!!

Arf @ Boffles.
Poor auld Louis

Worryingly I suspect she made Joan Lewis's version sound less awful., not good obviously. But less awful.

So, Chuck.

He has no socks.

He is so not 20.

Charlie is the Ed Sheeran wannabe innit?
Why has he come dressed as Jo Brand?

Charlie is indeed looking like he's suffering no existential angst.

God no one is impressive yet.

For some inexplicable reason dh has referred to mel and Cheryl as Fleagle and Beagle I like though

Jedward hair?!

This guy has styled himself on jedward.

Phrrr, it's really boring tonight.

Why do I watch this?

Always been a Jim Henson fan.

Gonna flick/go to bed

Why is there always someone from South Shields who ends up in the live shows?

So- without the gee-tars they are rubbish?

And out of tune.

Which one is fleagle?

Poundland Bros.

Fleshless and beagle, snort.

I've heard better " feeling good"s

Why do they keep showing crappy audition after crappy audition

I think we need Fat Robbie to rescue this.

Erm Floella over sharing a bit there my lovely

That t-shirt! My eyes!

Pleather!!!!!

Fat Robbie.