X FACTOR! 13/9- Tonight we are in the ARENA!! (spoilers, and all that, just in case...)

[Raahh]

Sadly, it's not the type of ARENA with lions and men in skimpy loin cloths.

Instead, we have contestants we have already forgotten, singing again (probably with a loud backing track and auto tune).

The acts will be singing:-

BRADLEY DENHOLM
Let Me Entertain You- Robbie Williams

BABALOLA EHIDIAMEN
It Will Rain – Bruno Mars

JAMES GRAHAM
I Can’t Make You Love Me – Bonnie Raitt/Adele

JALE ANTOR
Crazy Stupid Love – Cheryl ft. Tinie Tempah

THE COURTESANS
Delilah – Tom Jones

REBECCA JONES
Moon River – Andy Williams

CHARLIE BROWN
All I Do – Stevie Wonder

STEVIE TENNENT
Feeling Good – Michael Buble

PAUL AKISTER
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

LAUREN PLATT
How Will I know – Whitney Houston

INDIANA Ifill
I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige

LOU BOU
Pretty Hurts/Partition –Beyoncé

KIERON WINTER
Let her Go – Passenger

AMY CONNOLLEY
Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

We have Mickey Bubbles!

And some one daft enough to sing a Chezza song (which was bad enough to start with).

And not one but TWO Whitney songs!- We are being spoilt this week.

Bring and and and ear plugs.

Love her dress, do I need to ask in styleandbeaty?

It's the Corpse Bride.

Jesus wept! What was that?

Aww Louis is having a great time!

Ouch

Her face looks like the product of much medical testing.

It's like someone carved Iggy Pop and Nicole Kidman out of Utterly Butterly, using only their toes.

It's comments like that the define why I love you so

He is a mime act.

Rudolph!

She looks 60 with bad plastic surgery, not 51.

Does the guy do anything other than laugh? And air guitar?

I keep waiting for the pigs' blood to drop from the ceiling.

They should be nice to her. She's clearly very very allergic to something, the poor lamb.

They want easy ones to throw out of boot camp, clearly.

I think 60 is being kind shades of Donatella for me

Chezza feels threatened

They could be the next Jedward.

She looks like she's asked her surgeon to turn her into a particularly scary doll.

This Olay advert only shows the difference a flattering haircut can make. Nothing more.

OMG and they're through .....

JoS couple anyone?

It's like me digging out a picture of me just out of bed, hung over, with no makeup on at 23 with a photo of me having tried my best now and declaring myself so much younger and better looking now.

I do not want to put scary doll lady and air guitar mime man and sex in the same sentence. And yet I have...

They should be the joy of abstinence couple.

Oh, the JoS couple. They were comedy gold.

That velvet all over buttoned DFS sofa
Why would you want something that looks like a cross between a padded cell and a uterus?

Joy of Necrophilia couple.. that's what they were.