X FACTOR! 13/9- Tonight we are in the ARENA!! (spoilers, and all that, just in case...)

[Raahh]

Sadly, it's not the type of ARENA with lions and men in skimpy loin cloths.

Instead, we have contestants we have already forgotten, singing again (probably with a loud backing track and auto tune).

The acts will be singing:-

BRADLEY DENHOLM
Let Me Entertain You- Robbie Williams

BABALOLA EHIDIAMEN
It Will Rain – Bruno Mars

JAMES GRAHAM
I Can’t Make You Love Me – Bonnie Raitt/Adele

JALE ANTOR
Crazy Stupid Love – Cheryl ft. Tinie Tempah

THE COURTESANS
Delilah – Tom Jones

REBECCA JONES
Moon River – Andy Williams

CHARLIE BROWN
All I Do – Stevie Wonder

STEVIE TENNENT
Feeling Good – Michael Buble

PAUL AKISTER
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

LAUREN PLATT
How Will I know – Whitney Houston

INDIANA Ifill
I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige

LOU BOU
Pretty Hurts/Partition –Beyoncé

KIERON WINTER
Let her Go – Passenger

AMY CONNOLLEY
Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

We have Mickey Bubbles!

And some one daft enough to sing a Chezza song (which was bad enough to start with).

And not one but TWO Whitney songs!- We are being spoilt this week.

Bring and and and ear plugs.

See? WANDIES again.
Well, Blondie. But you know they mean wandies.
They are trying to brainwash us into liking them

I just said to my Mum how much I like the eye make up

I don't like chezza's eye makeup either. It looks like she's smudged it across her temple.

I do like the parcel tape. I think Lady GaGa might wear it if they get her for the final.

I know you all love the wandies!

Right- this I have turned over, and have decided to skip the beginning totally.

It's Kurt Cobain. And his mum.

Wtf with all those eejits in the ARENA holding up phones and ipads.
It'll be on the telly, love. That's kind of the point.

Mel has definitely come as my sister in what she would have thought was a sexy goth secretary look c. 1997.

Melb's whole outfit and makeup is worse. Yeah it looks like clingfilm.

She has been dug up, hasn't she?

Pete Burns has really let himself go.

Oh, I like these ones. This is what happened to the couple from the Jean Paul Gaultier ad twenty years later.

Why would you call yourself the courtesans. Was the whores taken?

I don't actually remember these two

I don't remember this couple.

Arf @ Rudolph. YY John Paul gaultier couple many years on.

Awww still in love! what is with her eyes, she's kinda creepy and he is not much better. She looks a bit like something out of worzel gumage

It's like someone carved Iggy Pop and Nicole Kidman out of Utterly Butterly, using only their toes.

Sorry- but they didn't audition before, surely??

Don't think they were shown yet were they?

Terrible guitar arsing about.

She doesn't look 51.

Cod was right. Breton tops do make you look like a zombie.

Rudolph

I've never seen them before.