X FACTOR! 13/9- Tonight we are in the ARENA!! (spoilers, and all that, just in case...)

[Raahh]

Sadly, it's not the type of ARENA with lions and men in skimpy loin cloths.

Instead, we have contestants we have already forgotten, singing again (probably with a loud backing track and auto tune).

The acts will be singing:-

BRADLEY DENHOLM
Let Me Entertain You- Robbie Williams

BABALOLA EHIDIAMEN
It Will Rain – Bruno Mars

JAMES GRAHAM
I Can’t Make You Love Me – Bonnie Raitt/Adele

JALE ANTOR
Crazy Stupid Love – Cheryl ft. Tinie Tempah

THE COURTESANS
Delilah – Tom Jones

REBECCA JONES
Moon River – Andy Williams

CHARLIE BROWN
All I Do – Stevie Wonder

STEVIE TENNENT
Feeling Good – Michael Buble

PAUL AKISTER
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

LAUREN PLATT
How Will I know – Whitney Houston

INDIANA Ifill
I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige

LOU BOU
Pretty Hurts/Partition –Beyoncé

KIERON WINTER
Let her Go – Passenger

AMY CONNOLLEY
Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

We have Mickey Bubbles!

And some one daft enough to sing a Chezza song (which was bad enough to start with).

And not one but TWO Whitney songs!- We are being spoilt this week.

Bring and and and ear plugs.

Why would he have to like animals?

Aww, he's got to fulfil his mum's failed dreams.

A Bluecoat.

Didn't even make the Red coat grade...

Why am I behind?!

Or am I? I'm confused

James and the Tennis Mum, part One.

Dunno felix.

It's a very shiny stage. I think they're hoping someone will slip.

DULL

This is very dull indeed. He won't set haven holiday camp alight with this.

So this is just the recap arena then boot camp then the arena again?

I like him sorry!

toooooowowowoowooooo wwaaararararaarrrrbbly

Ok I'm not behind. Ignore me!

This ARENA business. It's just boring the tits off people on a bigger scale, really, innit?

I have Shane Ritchie's autograph from when he was a Pontins blue coat.

I'm sober as a judge tonight- I've got to pick dd1 up from Manchester airport later. And drive on the motorway .

Yes, that's exactly it Rudolph. I'm hoping that people fall over really. That would up the entertainment factor a lot.

Oh Boffers ..... I will internetely hold your hand when you do my lovely.

Rudolph- yes.

Plus, they had pre-booked them before they decided to go back to old school small room auditions. Probably.

Is a little dark horse a dark pony?

Someone tell Mel B that Movember ain't for another month or so

the best version!!? ahem George Michael .. BONNIE RAITT????

It's an evil my little pony I think.

SEVENTEEN years old???!!

BOF- you will be nearly passing my house. I will wave.