X FACTOR! 13/9- Tonight we are in the ARENA!! (spoilers, and all that, just in case...)

[Raahh]

Sadly, it's not the type of ARENA with lions and men in skimpy loin cloths.

Instead, we have contestants we have already forgotten, singing again (probably with a loud backing track and auto tune).

The acts will be singing:-

BRADLEY DENHOLM
Let Me Entertain You- Robbie Williams

BABALOLA EHIDIAMEN
It Will Rain – Bruno Mars

JAMES GRAHAM
I Can’t Make You Love Me – Bonnie Raitt/Adele

JALE ANTOR
Crazy Stupid Love – Cheryl ft. Tinie Tempah

THE COURTESANS
Delilah – Tom Jones

REBECCA JONES
Moon River – Andy Williams

CHARLIE BROWN
All I Do – Stevie Wonder

STEVIE TENNENT
Feeling Good – Michael Buble

PAUL AKISTER
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

LAUREN PLATT
How Will I know – Whitney Houston

INDIANA Ifill
I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige

LOU BOU
Pretty Hurts/Partition –Beyoncé

KIERON WINTER
Let her Go – Passenger

AMY CONNOLLEY
Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

We have Mickey Bubbles!

And some one daft enough to sing a Chezza song (which was bad enough to start with).

And not one but TWO Whitney songs!- We are being spoilt this week.

Bring and and and ear plugs.

Paste, yy. Do you know how OLD we are? I said 'pivot, pivot' to someone moving a table for me on Saturday. They had no idea what I meant.

SEE!

Now Winners gone his essence is further slipping into Cowell. He's using Dear and Darling a lot more now.

Flobbie and Jobbie!

Doing that Liberte advert has turned Denise into a ginormocunt

Do you know, I don't think my DS2 would even know what a jobbie is. Or DH for that matter. It's a sad state of affairs.

5000 people

In an ARENA

How old is she please?

Go to college love. That's my advice.

She looks like the Welsh girl who was just on.

Is she wearing a black armband?

See, 16 is NOTHING now.

where are the FOURTEEN year olds?

No way is she 16!!

I don't know Noël they won't mention it though, so well never know.

So she ordered a lot of clothes, and chose instead to come as Wee Willie Winkie in a net curtain?
Ok, so.

I don' think shes very old is she?

Her brother has been transported from 1992 I think.

Boo oho, I haven't lived with my dad for over twenty years!

They've got back together in case she makes it.

Her mother said 'faaaaaaaaamily' in a very Martina Cole kind of way.

Whitneeeee

I loved her audition song

Four black armbands. Death to all the judges.

This song is probably 15 years older than she is.

They could at least make the judges wear the same clothes for all the arena shows, if they're going to chop and change so much.

Hahahahahahahaha

you know when I said 'JL Ad Whitney'

Well, here we have it!