X FACTOR! 13/9- Tonight we are in the ARENA!! (spoilers, and all that, just in case...)

[Raahh]

Sadly, it's not the type of ARENA with lions and men in skimpy loin cloths.

Instead, we have contestants we have already forgotten, singing again (probably with a loud backing track and auto tune).

The acts will be singing:-

BRADLEY DENHOLM
Let Me Entertain You- Robbie Williams

BABALOLA EHIDIAMEN
It Will Rain – Bruno Mars

JAMES GRAHAM
I Can’t Make You Love Me – Bonnie Raitt/Adele

JALE ANTOR
Crazy Stupid Love – Cheryl ft. Tinie Tempah

THE COURTESANS
Delilah – Tom Jones

REBECCA JONES
Moon River – Andy Williams

CHARLIE BROWN
All I Do – Stevie Wonder

STEVIE TENNENT
Feeling Good – Michael Buble

PAUL AKISTER
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

LAUREN PLATT
How Will I know – Whitney Houston

INDIANA Ifill
I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige

LOU BOU
Pretty Hurts/Partition –Beyoncé

KIERON WINTER
Let her Go – Passenger

AMY CONNOLLEY
Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

We have Mickey Bubbles!

And some one daft enough to sing a Chezza song (which was bad enough to start with).

And not one but TWO Whitney songs!- We are being spoilt this week.

Bring and and and ear plugs.

I don't know that he has to lose weight- he could just go for ever more ingenious sartorial optical illusions.

I'm a bit uncomfortable with chezza lap dancing mingehead here.

Poo squats in pleather. Squelchy.
I am guessing the only way he 'got it on' was with talcum powder and 24 hours of laxatives.

Mel and Biffa's dancing isn't awkward in any way.

Squoosh

Lets get the pleather on

Feck's sake.

Cringe

Wow, must be serious if they are breaking out the r Kelly already

Fucking Hell MingeHead is enjoying Chezza cavorting round him a bit too much!

Rudy

He made paste...

Well we know the stylists love their optical illusion wear, and pleather. They have the wardrobe for flobbie.

A liquid gold voice would be very painful. Burningly so.

They will have him wearing Crood boy's cast offs if he doesn't slim down.

That's an incentive to buy Slim fast.

I'd like him to go through just to see if he has another tshirt

Liquid gold! Liquid football!

I want a liquid gold voice..... No not really.

Do you think they'll make him sing in crood boy's boat?

Poor Flobbie might end up in a pleather wrap dress.

poor Flobbie.

Liquid gold bahahahaha

Love a bit of R 'Massive Perv Who Sleeps With Underage Girls' Kelly for those uplifting moments.

Cal- that boat was the best singer on the stage.

Chezza dancing for Mingehead.
Anyone else think of this for some reason? No?

Was that just flobbie between ad breaks there?

Actually he could re-use the Crood outfits. He already dresses like a 7 months pregnant woman

Ah, flobbie followed by the edf jobbie.

Did Simon just make Louie cry?
Liquid gold...pure cringe factor