Creative ways in which to despatch Granny Murray from Me Too

[Pruni]

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Bung her in a cryogenic chamber til she freezes then park her in someone else's sitting room so their kids can festoon her a la Claude

Incidentally - the woman who cleans the buses - whasserface - anyway - what ever happened to health and safety?? - seems any old half wit pretending to be doctors/teachers etc can just stroll in to the station at the drop of a bleedin' hat - and frankly if she was in my employ I would prefer her work rate to be a lot higher - she has too many distractions - faffs around all night then - without benefit of sleep mind you - clocks off and collects her son from the mad woman - she can't keep that up surely !!

oh god, am only 3 seconds in and already want to kil myself

It''s a kids program so everybody must overact and over gesture coz kids are stoooopid.

Does anyone's dc actually like this?

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A band of marauding Cybermen breaks in and +++deletes+++ Granny Murray.

Oooh, I hate that teacher, Mickey John - what's with the double-barrelled name? Is he a hillbilly? Or just an annoying git?

Dr Juno is a smug cow and her song is a rip off of Blondie, and as for that market trader's wife... nooooooooo!

£4 million???? Mother of God....

Btw, can we also destroy The Shiny Show, Fab Lab, Come Outside (that woman is single-handedly melting the polar icecaps, getting in that plane every time she nips down the shops!), Webster Wordsworth and the Fimbles too??

Mind, they have gotten rid of dead-eyed Nat from Boogie Beebies, so that's something...

and the woman who cleans the buses is moonlighting in corrie with a dotty old grandad!!

apparently the teacher is married to miss hooley and they got kids! now that is a scary thought!

Oh dear Lord!

So long as they don't get her hair and his paunch....

But there's nothing down for the poor kid's likely dress sense!

Is the teacher some relation to PC PLum - look at the profile, it is scarily similar.

Oh have they lovecat, got rid of Nat I mean? You're so right, she never looked remotely interested. I think you can divide Cbeebies presenters into two groups - into it and dead-eyed. Justin, Sarah Jane (however irritating she might be), Mr Mopple/Chris and all of Balamory are well into it. Nat, Big Cook and that grey-haired one off smarteenies are super dead-eyed.

Imagines Miss Hoolie's kids with flicky up hair and green stripy cardigans... and a cowboy hat.
[shudder]

I'm waiting for the episode with Archie and PC Plum's civil partnership.