Creative ways in which to despatch Granny Murray from Me Too

[Pruni]

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Put her on a ferry to Balamory, then arrange for a big iceberg to float down from the North pole and hit the ferry

lol i agree she is annoying

who is the fella who works on the train as he is quite nice i wouldnt mind having a ride with him

admittedly i don't live in scotland

but i have never heard anyone say "come away in"

she is without doubt the most irritating feature of cbeebies atm. even more than fab lab.

pmsl fab lab is great

agree, shiny show almost as shite as fab lab

Tutter, I live in Scotland and confirm that people do say "come away in"...

lol tassis. well, tell them to stop - tis very odd and makes little sense .

there all s##t, but we still watch them!!!

firstly I would have trinny and susy round to nanny M's house to have serious words about her dress sense!! What does she look like? I know its supposed to be appealing to kids an all???
Secondly I would put all the cast (excluding the little ones) into Tina's taxi and push it off a cliff.

P.S LOL 'lostinfrance', totally agree about shiny show! these producers need shooting!
If you truly are lost in France there must be some better beebies TV to watch than this crap surely???

Forgot to say that Trinny and Susy would also need to be chained to the front of Tina's taxi. naked.

Swap her lithium for cyanide

Has anyone noticed that Granny Murray has not changed her clothes in the entire history of the show? Nor for that matter has the dreadful Tina who seems to bear an uncanny resemblance to Kathy Burke's Linda La Hughes character in Gimme Gimme Gimme. Strange that.

Any means of dispatching her is fine by me. Maybe Pippin could eat her.

impaled on Claude

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Sabotage her chair so that when she flops down into it, a spring shots up her bum and disembowels her. I loathe that show. I also realised today just how much I hate Tikkabilla as well. Everythinng about it is annoying.

"come away in"

My mum says that-what a stupid expression.

ds hates this metoo,always turns it off

Oh the relief, I thought I was the only one giving myself hernias in my rush to turn the fuckles off. DS is learning to duck when he hears the theme tune.

A real horror is that they have spent £4million!!!!! of our licence fees on this travesty.

Even worse, there are 74 sodding episodes.

She's 36. But at least I now know that it's Edinburgh, and not Bristol. I am going to go away and try and forgive you, Scotland.

oooh, haven't seen this particular program yet, might have to tune in to be thoroughly irritated. Is it up there with mr tumble then? and that birthday butterfly thing, and Bala-frickin-morey?

Bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought it was Glasgow. Annoying though she is and obviously not a granny, she's also in a programme called Still Game as a noisy old woman. It's really funny but at least she's made up to look like a granny.

My DS loves the way she calls people 'Honeypie'.

Maybe she could be bounced off that nice pink taxi and into the river, catch lots of diseases from the water and crump.

Ooooh I hate that programme.

I've always been really sorry for the actor who plays Granny Murray - when they cast her as she is obviously 28 or so, they should have chnaged it to Aunti Murray. Agree though that the whole programme is bizarre. It's Claude that gets me. I would cack myself if I had to share a room with that, never mind if I was a 6 -year-old.

granny murray is younger than me!