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Big Brother Thread 5 - Posh Whore Bitches longing for a straightforward eviction

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 23/07/2014 19:58

When will BB stop messing with the nominations and let the HMs nominate and the public evict?

When will the HMs stop calling evictions nominations?

When will the HMs nominate Mark for being a lying fake?

When will Ash have a shower?

Oh well, at least we have clean toenails.

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CoolItKittens · 02/08/2014 22:41

I'm really not a violent person but I do think that I would have punched Mark by now if I was stuck in a house with him!

Christopher is still my favourite, then Winston, and Pav is really growing on me too!

TheReluctantCountess · 02/08/2014 22:45

Yeah I like Pav.

Surely Kimberly could have had the MAP in the house?

bakingnovice · 02/08/2014 23:30

I reckon if pav busted out more bangra moves and beats he'd win.

Gutted Chris is still in. He's such a twat. Funny how Helen likes pav now he's been saved. It was boring tonight.

DollyTwat · 02/08/2014 23:34

Is it me or does Zoe have a white dot on her nose?
I'm transfixed by it. It's not glare. It there isn't it?

17leftfeet · 02/08/2014 23:43

How do Louisa and mark know each other?

StilaOnTheWrongPlane · 03/08/2014 00:26

17 I don't think they do . Luisa interviewed them all before they went in to the house , that was when she made up her mind about him .

What the jeffin' hell was that shirt Zoe was wearing in the main show? It must have come from 'the shit shirt shop' !
(I used to live on a Greek island , many crimes against fashion happened there - we always blamed the shit shirt shop ! )

waitingforgodot · 03/08/2014 08:45

that shirt was a monstrosity. Laughing at the shit shirt shop! If its face to face nominations tomorrow, I reckon they will play it safe and collectively vote for Pav unfortunately. Chris is really creeping me out. Don't know if its the way its being edited but he looks like he is obsessed with Ashleigh. Can't work out Ash and Helen. He seemed very keen to have her in his bed again but at the same time seems fairly confident that there is no relationship there. Or is he protesting too much?

Chipstick10 · 03/08/2014 09:25

Zoe looks like she's ad a nose job. I'm not saying she has but it has that weird Michael Jackson look about it

AnneEyhtMeyer · 03/08/2014 12:47

The "blunt tip" looks like a nose job, doesn't it? And the light reflects off it really weirdly. Probably is natural, though, she's not in the nose-job league.

I keep wondering if Ash is offish with Helen because he knows his mum is watching and is scared of her? She seems quite formidable and very anti-Helen.

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onedev · 03/08/2014 15:07

Just catching up now - only noticing her nose, totally see what you mean!

Thought the psychologist was spot on saying about how defensive Zoe is & how exhausting she is. I hadn't thought of it that way before, but it's very true!

I like Louisa's dress Blush

Coumarin · 03/08/2014 19:10

Don't think I can be arsed with it any more. This has been the worst series out of all of them.

When's the final? Must be soon surely?

TheReluctantCountess · 03/08/2014 20:13

I did like Chris but he is now being creepy with Ashleigh - I didn't see it before.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 03/08/2014 20:43

Stay with us, Coumarin, we'll get you through it!

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Only1scoop · 03/08/2014 20:45

Evening all....I've got so much to catch up on....

FoxSticks · 03/08/2014 20:51

Just caught up on last nights, I agree about the shit shirt. It was hideous.

I actually think this series has been great, so much car crash telly. It's getting dull now that the interesting/hideous ones have been voted out.

FoxSticks · 03/08/2014 20:52

Just caught up on last nights, I agree about the shit shirt. It was hideous. I really wish Helen hadn't got into Ash's bed either, why is she letting him use her?

I actually think this series has been great, so much car crash telly. It's getting dull now that the interesting/hideous ones have been voted out.

TheReluctantCountess · 03/08/2014 20:57

I still really, really don't like Helen. She is intimidating.

areyoubeingserviced · 03/08/2014 20:57

Zoe was definitely exhausting . I couldn't watch her interview

Loveneverfails · 03/08/2014 20:59

Hi I am a lurker Grin

Love BB.

What time is it on tonight. Cant be arsed bothered to walk down to the lounge to see if it starts at 9pm?

Loveneverfails · 03/08/2014 21:01

Ps. Zoe irritated me form start to finish but actually, I don't think she really knows WHO she is (too many years being stuck between celeb and civillian land--

I think she got a shock she didnt win it.

I really think she thought she stood a chance of breezing in there and becoming the nations favourite.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 03/08/2014 21:02

It is on now - and welcome Wine Love.

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 03/08/2014 21:02

Was considering watching the closing ceremony of the Commonwealth Games and then Lulu came on, so here I am!

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notamonkeysuncle · 03/08/2014 21:04

Winston holds his spoon like a shovel

Jellykat · 03/08/2014 21:04

Grin Anne, Lulus face perturbs me these days..

AnneEyhtMeyer · 03/08/2014 21:04

Yes Mark, the public are confused about you. Obviously. They couldn't be right in their opinion you are a fake wanker. Oh no.

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