Big Brother Thread 5 - Posh Whore Bitches longing for a straightforward eviction

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

When will BB stop messing with the nominations and let the HMs nominate and the public evict?

When will the HMs stop calling evictions nominations?

When will the HMs nominate Mark for being a lying fake?

When will Ash have a shower?

Oh well, at least we have clean toenails.

Did I miss that kimberley was pregnant by Steven but it was ectopic?

We got back from holiday today too. I've kept up with BB but not BOTS. Surely there wasn't enough time for Kimberly to know she was having an ectopic pregnancy?

sorry that it is a Daily Mail link

Surely she wouldn't be joking about it have the pretend bump if she had just miscarried?

Glad you are home darkside but sorry you had a rubbish time.

I think the ectopic story is a load of old tripe.

Having to watch the men's relay, so will have to catch up once DH has let me turn the TV over.

Thanks all! It's weird to be catching up with BB now no moon face or Biaaaancaaa, it's gone well boring hasn't it? :(

the episode of Dinosaur Train I was forced to watch earlier held my interest more darksideofthemooncup

Zoe's secret mission actually just sounds like stuff she would say anyway.

I'd forgotten Winston was an actor.

Zoe had no inkling she was going to be the one evicted, did she? Her head is bigger than Mark's.

Has Zoe painted her face gold? She looks like the Tin man in The Wizard of Oz

I have a totally irrational annoyance of Zoe's hair when she wears it down!

So Winston is actually meant to be a professional actor?

I don't like the fact that at the start of the series, Chris got a lot of stick for being an actor, but Winston never admitted to being one too.

Christopher is pissing me off.

Ash completely does NOT fancy Helen

Oh Helen...I wish she had stayed in her own bed!

And don't forget Winston was in t'other show - Girlfriends with Emma Willis. He was chosen as the last one if IIRC?

Was he? It is such a fix, isn't it?

Still behind and watching the main show. Ashleigh has tickets on herself. Last girl standing.

Oh Helen! Can't believe she let Ash tempt her back to his bed.

Can't stay up for BOTS, will have to watch it tomorrow.

In the media it said they had a condom split so I think she had to get out to take The Morning after pill but saying she had ectopic pregnancy is an insult to those who have had one, also she looked really ill on BBBOTS eh and also the time frame was all wrong. They're a match made in heaven good luck to them.
I'm glad Pav stayed in maybe we'll see something of his personality now!
God and Danielle, she just won't disappear she grates on my nerves!
Still want Christopher to win.

What was that bed bit all about? I couldn't properly hear what they were saying....am I just deaf or do they all mumble?